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  1. I wualify. No one wanna talk tho
  2. Originally posted by Incessant Well…

    I am a disappointment to my NiS friends and my countrymen


    So I will just eat my hat




    And die

    Fuck ur hat nigga
  3. Originally posted by Incessant Some random ass white wine with a cat on the label

    Gato Negro, it's like $4 a bottle
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Gato Negro, it's like $4 a bottle

    Yeah how did you know
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah how DID you know?

    (I just googled 'white wine with cat on label' and there's a shit ton of em)
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah how DID you know?

    (I just googled 'white wine with cat on label' and there's a shit ton of em)

    He just be in my state or something shopping at the same grocery store. Or he's in my house sleeping in my ceiling watching me like ACPs username.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like to think solstice is INSIDE ALL OF US, ALWAYS.
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I like to think solstice is INSIDE ALL OF US, ALWAYS.

    Well yeah especially if he's the sun. We all got a lil sunbeam in us.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    I am finally sobered up from last night and its time to find food water and a way to the grocery store
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am just beginning to drink. I just moved an entire new bedroom set into my room and my body feels like jello. But my room is all FANCY now I sort of feel like an adult lol
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I am just beginning to drink. I just moved an entire new bedroom set into my room and my body feels like jello. But my room is all FANCY now I sort of feel like an adult lol

    Yay. Adult wren. He wears pants and shit. What an adult maybe even a belt.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh I've been wearing pants and belts for DAYz.

    Even gonna work at a hospital soon.

    I'm basically a brain surgeon
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  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh I've been wearing pants and belts for DAYz.

    Even gonna work at a hospital soon.

    I'm basically a brain surgeon

    Holy fuck will you do a rocket surgery lobotomy? I need it. Sine apparently you need a lobotomy if you've never been in a fist fight.
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Wassup party people. Some people are too lame to update this thread. But lemme tell you I'm lit and doing live interviews on my hometown streets.
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    *pulls down pants and shits in the middle of the floor*

    Fuck yeah I'm rdy to party

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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i did a shot
  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    i cannot drink alcohol because of my 27 medications
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just did A Shot
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just did a shit too. Bar full of tunas. Brass instrument fags.

    I'm just kidding I actually went to piss and went to a new bar called the Empire.

    I'm just kidding it's it new I've been here nineteen thousand times.b
  20. Originally posted by Rape Monster i cannot drink alcohol because of my 27 medications

    Its justa suggestion dont be a pussy
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