Drunk Fred

1. 2022-02-04 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #301
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on

   
   Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack today?
2. 2022-02-04 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #302
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Incessant Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack today?

   
   I acc go over them with pearl powder sometimes
3. 2022-02-05 at 8:06 PM UTC

   #303
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka I acc go over them with pearl powder sometimes

   
   Pearl powder huh? I'll have to look into that. I have a frozen ipa calling my name. Think I'm gonna drink clean and edit today.
4. 2022-02-07 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #304
   Incessant African Astronaut
   I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.
5. 2022-02-07 at 2:57 AM UTC

   #305
   Kafka sweaty

   Originally posted by Incessant I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.

   
   What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up
6. 2022-02-07 at 3:13 AM UTC

   #306
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Incessant I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.

   
   a WHOLE bottle? Settle down there Lemmy. Make sure if you take ur vitamins before u pass out that someone rolls you on your side.
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   • mmQ
7. 2022-02-07 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #307
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Kafka What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up

   
   Some random ass white wine with a cat on the label
8. 2022-02-07 at 7:03 AM UTC

   #308
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Oh man oh man what a week
9. 2022-02-07 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #309
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   
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   • Incessant
10. 2022-02-09 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #310
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Lanny I can’t stick my cock in your mom without getting human feces on my dick but you don’t see me getting all bent out of shape you schizophrenic nog

    
    My mother is in Hospice you evil cunt.
    
    Also that's elderly abuse. Why did you run away? did you live near the Berkeley Villiage where I'm living? DID YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING, LANNY???
    
    
    The Bay Area Becken Calls you Back. You And Frala. Come back Lanny. the money is here. then when the big one hits, you guys can go back to your Lala Bama state
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    • A College Professor
11. 2022-02-09 at 9:07 PM UTC

    #311
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    NEE QA
    
    
12. 2022-02-09 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #312
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My mother is in Hospice you evil cunt.
    
    Also that's elderly abuse. Why did you run away? did you live near the Berkeley Villiage where I'm living? DID YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING, LANNY???
    
    
    The Bay Area Becken Calls you Back. You And Frala. Come back Lanny. the money is here. then when the big one hits, you guys can go back to your Lala Bama state

    
    I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.
13. 2022-02-09 at 10:06 PM UTC

    #313
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.

    
    Even I am exhausted scrolling past his posts. Sorry you gotta seem em too.
    
    

    Originally posted by Kafka What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up

    
    I'm not a huge red wine fan. Only Cabernet Sauvignon. I hate Malbec, chianti, and bordeux. Shiraz or blends are okay.
14. 2022-02-11 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #314
    Sophie's Girl Yung Blood

    Originally posted by frala I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.

    
    You're not funny.
15. 2022-02-11 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #315
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie's Girl You're not funny.

    
    Ok Hiki. Go back to your pillow fort and eat some more of your own toenails.
16. 2022-02-11 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #316
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Incessant Even I am exhausted scrolling past his posts. Sorry you gotta seem em too.

    
    Pffft Ass Kisser
17. 2022-02-11 at 4:09 AM UTC

    #317
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by frala Ok Hiki. Go back to your pillow fort and eat some more of your own toenails.

    
    I built a Pillow Fort in RENO. AND IT WAS AWESOME AND I HUMPPED ALL 10 OF THEM
18. 2022-02-11 at 4:11 AM UTC

    #318
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Well i fucked a man in reno
    Just to h3ar him cry
    When i hear that bro a blowin
    I stroke my knob and sigh
19. 2022-02-13 at 11:13 AM UTC

    #319
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Well...
    
    I am a disappointment to my NiS friends and my countrymen
    ...
    
    So I will just eat my hat
    
    ...
    
    
    And die
20. 2022-02-13 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #320
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Call.me