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  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on

    Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack today?
  2. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack today?

    I acc go over them with pearl powder sometimes
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I acc go over them with pearl powder sometimes

    Pearl powder huh? I'll have to look into that. I have a frozen ipa calling my name. Think I'm gonna drink clean and edit today.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.
  5. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Incessant I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.

    What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up
  6. Originally posted by Incessant I drank a whole bottle of wine and regret nothing. AMA.

    a WHOLE bottle? Settle down there Lemmy. Make sure if you take ur vitamins before u pass out that someone rolls you on your side.
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  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up

    Some random ass white wine with a cat on the label
  8. Oh man oh man what a week
  9. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Lanny I can’t stick my cock in your mom without getting human feces on my dick but you don’t see me getting all bent out of shape you schizophrenic nog

    My mother is in Hospice you evil cunt.

    Also that's elderly abuse. Why did you run away? did you live near the Berkeley Villiage where I'm living? DID YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING, LANNY???


    The Bay Area Becken Calls you Back. You And Frala. Come back Lanny. the money is here. then when the big one hits, you guys can go back to your Lala Bama state
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  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    NEE QA

  12. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My mother is in Hospice you evil cunt.

    Also that's elderly abuse. Why did you run away? did you live near the Berkeley Villiage where I'm living? DID YOU LIVE IN MY BUILDING, LANNY???


    The Bay Area Becken Calls you Back. You And Frala. Come back Lanny. the money is here. then when the big one hits, you guys can go back to your Lala Bama state

    I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.

    Even I am exhausted scrolling past his posts. Sorry you gotta seem em too.

    Originally posted by Kafka What wine? I drank some red wine then napped, wish I didn’t wake up

    I'm not a huge red wine fan. Only Cabernet Sauvignon. I hate Malbec, chianti, and bordeux. Shiraz or blends are okay.
  14. Sophie's Girl Yung Blood
    Originally posted by frala I swear to FUCKING CHRIST IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL FIND A WAY TO HAVE YOU COMMITTED. Don't fucking push me fat man.

    You're not funny.
  15. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Sophie's Girl You're not funny.

    Ok Hiki. Go back to your pillow fort and eat some more of your own toenails.
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Incessant Even I am exhausted scrolling past his posts. Sorry you gotta seem em too.

    Pffft Ass Kisser
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by frala Ok Hiki. Go back to your pillow fort and eat some more of your own toenails.

    I built a Pillow Fort in RENO. AND IT WAS AWESOME AND I HUMPPED ALL 10 OF THEM
  18. Well i fucked a man in reno
    Just to h3ar him cry
    When i hear that bro a blowin
    I stroke my knob and sigh
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Well...

    I am a disappointment to my NiS friends and my countrymen
    ...

    So I will just eat my hat

    ...


    And die
  20. Call.me
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