Drunk Fred

1. 2022-01-27 at 6:44 AM UTC

   #281
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   listen up here
2. 2022-01-27 at 7:48 AM UTC

   #282
   Incessant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood listen up here

   
   This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠
   
   But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.
3. 2022-01-27 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #283
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Incessant This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠
   
   But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.

   
   I need more details or I'm gonna murder your dream in a well.
4. 2022-01-27 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #284
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh, it's drunk Fred. I didn't notice. I'm sober too I'm getting out of here sorry for the interruption!
5. 2022-01-27 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #285
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   Its seems ive stumbled into a drunks only area my apologies ill find my way out
6. 2022-01-27 at 8:22 AM UTC

   #286
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ill pull down your pants FAGGOT
7. 2022-01-27 at 8:28 AM UTC

   #287
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Incessant This should say "listen up here, partner" 🤠
   
   But um I can't post here for a while. Can't drink for a while. Keep the dream alive for me.

   
   u zaid it, pard
8. 2022-01-28 at 9:46 AM UTC

   #288
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I. Drunk
9. 2022-01-28 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #289
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   FUCK WHY THE AM I ASTILL DRINK
10. 2022-01-30 at 8:09 AM UTC

    #290
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Honestly folks I shouldn't be drinking for health reasons and I had a few ciders and communist white grape drinks
11. 2022-01-31 at 8 AM UTC

    #291
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by Lanny “apart” for “a part” and loose vs lose are pretty clear cut mistakes but I feel like alot is one of those ones where English teachers get mad about it and convince students it’s wrong but there’s really no reason for it. There’s no grammatical reason for it to be two words, it could be replaced with “frequently” which is just one word. Many of our words are formed by joining other words. IDK, give it 50 years, I think it’ll become a part of standard written English

    
    That's Horseshit. You can't take 2 steps out the door of Trader Joes in Berkeley without stepping on human feces
12. 2022-01-31 at 8:43 AM UTC

    #292
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Im posting retroactively for last night
13. 2022-01-31 at 3:10 PM UTC

    #293
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Im posting retroactively for last night

    
    Thank you for your patronage
14. 2022-02-04 at 9:38 AM UTC

    #294
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    Am drunk
15. 2022-02-04 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #295
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That's Horseshit. You can't take 2 steps out the door of Trader Joes in Berkeley without stepping on human feces

    
    I can’t stick my cock in your mom without getting human feces on my dick but you don’t see me getting all bent out of shape you schizophrenic nog
16. 2022-02-04 at 3:23 PM UTC

    #296
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    I couldnt make it to 7-11 and my lips were really chapped so i put on some neosporin
17. 2022-02-04 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #297
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I couldnt make it to 7-11 and my lips were really chapped so i put on some neosporin

    
    On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?
18. 2022-02-04 at 5:25 PM UTC

    #298
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Incessant On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?

    
    He drinks industrial solvents for fun it'll be fine
19. 2022-02-04 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #299
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Incessant On your lips? Wtf dog you can't eat that stuff?

    
    Yeah i mean its basically vaseline mixed with some antibiotics.
20. 2022-02-04 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #300
    Kafka sweaty
    Hopped up out the bed turn my swag on