2022-01-29 at 10:31 PM UTC
Awkward pauses are so pre post ironic. Get with the times man
2022-01-29 at 10:49 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've literally never ate a girls bum but I have stuck alot of things up there before the most ratchet probably being a beer bottle
2022-01-30 at 9:28 PM UTC
My toilet is blocked up so I'm resorting to taking dumps in my kitchen bin.
2022-01-30 at 9:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
My toilet is blocked up so I'm resorting to taking dumps in my kitchen bin.
That's what the garbage disposal is for
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2022-01-30 at 9:49 PM UTC
I stuck a coat hanger down there, got elbow deep in the toilet and still won't unblock. It must be further down the pipe/ outside.
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2022-01-30 at 11:12 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
it's similar to a standard MLRS but the rockets it uses are thermobaric
not only do they generate massive shockwaves; they burn out the oxygen in a large area, suffocating people in bunkers or caves. their purpose isn't to smash a single target like regular (rocket) artillery; they fire salvos in a grid pattern in order to clear a large area
2022-01-30 at 11:12 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
also new AoT, I think this is the one where Eren does the bad thing
2022-01-31 at 12:30 AM UTC
Reading a book on the English Civil War
2022-01-31 at 12:38 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
This girl wants me to tell her boyfriend I fucked her and I barely know him. She already told him but she wants me to go into specifics because she's chickenshit. I honestly just feel guilty about it because he didn't do anything to me, I fear no repercussions other than karmic justice. Allah is building a case against me and I'm making it very easy for him to darn me to heck
2022-01-31 at 12:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
This girl wants me to tell her boyfriend I fucked her and I barely know him. She already told him but she wants me to go into specifics because she's chickenshit. I honestly just feel guilty about it because he didn't do anything to me, I fear no repercussions other than karmic justice. Allah is building a case against me and I'm making it very easy for him to darn me to heck
Don't mention Allah's name whilst discussing adultery, criminal scum.
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2022-01-31 at 12:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
You don't know anything about Allah if you think you should not confess specific sins. I'm gonna retract the "if" and everything after it in that last sentence actually
I read the Quran not so long ago. I find it hard to believe you are a Muslim given your lifestyle which in essence, is a complete contradiction of Muhammad's teachings,
peace be upon him.
I suggest you repent your sins and flaggelate yourself immediately.
an sha' allah!
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