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  1. #21
    Originally posted by mmQ It probably wouldn't make sense for me to try and get hired at a place that I'm actively trying to run out of business.

    Sounds like discrimination.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm gonna make a sign

    BLM

    But under it in small text write Buerro Of Land Management

    You mean the Burro of Land Management.

  3. #23
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You mean the Burro of Land Management.


    Yeah.. I got a yugo brand tablet.. Russian made english-auto-correct
  4. #24
    Sounds like the owner was immediately threatened by your beauty and personality...you can't blame a nigga for that.
  5. #25
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by mmQ I went to apply at this little mom and pop type joint down the road for some potential side income, after seeing a job listing from the same day (today) online. Also when I got there there was a homemade sign on the door saying they were hiring and the for what positions.

    Well it just so happens to be cold and windy outside as it often does here and when I walked in, the door didn't close shut behind me and I didn't notice, so I approached the counter where BERT, the husband co-owner, looked at me ANGRILY and TOLD me "hey, close that door."

    He didn't fucking smile, or laugh, or politely ASK, he DEMANDED IT. So, fine, whatever. I'm the better person so I politely apologized and said oh yeah if course, sorry man I didn't even notice *small chuckle.*

    Anyway there's nobody in the restaurant. Not one fucking customer, and he SIGHS and asks, "just ONE?" as in is it just me eating.

    I said "well actually I am just here in response to your online job listing, just wanted to apply and see what you were looking for really. I have tons of experience."

    It's very common for me to just get hired on the spot at places like this for that very reason. Well not here.

    Then he just got mad again and sort of muttered "yeah I think we already filled all the positions" and I sort of hesitated and said "really? All of them?" Because it said they were hiring for cooks, dishwashers, prep cook, server… And he says YEP.

    So he was obviously lying as the listing was from the same fucking day and I know they didn't get a shit ton of people just suddenly sprinting in there to apply. He just didn't like me or something because I left his stupid fucking door open on accident.

    Well he missed out on my BOAT LOAD of experience and say what you will but I'm an amazing cook/kitchen worker, and I do a good job, I'm efficient, I stay busy, and I'm smart enough to maintain my composure better than some fucking random kids.. but anyway. I hate this guy now.

    So, what I'm doing is making a whole bunch of fake Facebook profiles and I'm gonna run his rating down to 1 star and leave a shit ton of bad reviews on their business page, from all sorts of different people young and old all different walks of life, ALL of them each having has their own unique, HORRIBLE experiences there.

    This guy I just created, LAROLD, well he has traveled the WORLD and been to THOUSANDS of little mom & pop joints like this but this one here was FAR AND AWAY the worst experience he has EVER had. And that's just the first guy.

    Stupid FUCK!!

    If you have any suggestions or little blurbs I can copy and paste as fake reviews, feel free to help Wren out. Tee hee. It's just a little restaurant lunch type joint that closes at 2pm every day. All the other bad reviews talk about how their biscuits and gravy taste sour and almost rancid so if you do decide to write up a quick little fake review for me, keep that in mind.

    Thank you!


    lol this is literally how poland is every day at almost every shop and welcome to my life since deportation.
  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ive already told soe stories didnt you read how it is here or what Ive been having to deal with where I was suicidal a few times?
  7. #27
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they are small people always trying to test yo or put yo down or tell you what to do and it is difficult dealing with them even on a basic level at mma class or going to a yoga class as they'll try to tell yo not being instructors or even new what you shold do.
  8. #28
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ive actually had a random guy at this food place i get lunch after ai already stat down tell me i should close the door and he couldnt even see from his angle where i closed it and i had it basically near closed or przymkniete ale nie zamkniete the polish word or leaned it against the wall from the door. on top of it recently this fuck at a coffee shop wouldnt even tell me the price of a cookie and rdely said its written down like i cant read and had to say the last word. or dealing everything in this country from a fcking mailman delivering you mail...
  9. #29
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i already mentioned the recent case and jig remembers how at that same coffee shop some other bartista i thought i saw sip out of my cup or the bar where he fuking wiped the rag dirty rag and served me beer without even rinsing his hands or another recent time at another food place this lady dropped on the table some noodles and just throws them back int he soup and serves it later to me.
  10. #30
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like the owner was immediately threatened by your beauty and personality…you can't blame a nigga for that.

    Oh I can and I will. They even deleted my initial bad review (which could only be seen if you actually clicked on 'reviews', which rarely even happens[they get like one review every 4 months])

    So now I'm gonna just paste them to their main page where every can see them in plain sight and I'm gonna intensify the complainyness and let the WORLD know that they delete bad reviews because they're ashamed and can't handle criticism.

    I'm considering also making some really shitty food plates with like bugs and hair in them and taking close up shots and pretending that they're pictures from the restaurant.
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  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat ive actually had a random guy at this food place i get lunch after ai already stat down tell me i should close the door and he couldnt even see from his angle where i closed it and i had it basically near closed or przymkniete ale nie zamkniete the polish word or leaned it against the wall from the door. on top of it recently this fuck at a coffee shop wouldnt even tell me the price of a cookie and rdely said its written down like i cant read and had to say the last word. or dealing everything in this country from a fcking mailman delivering you mail…



    Originally posted by Wariat i already mentioned the recent case and jig remembers how at that same coffee shop some other bartista i thought i saw sip out of my cup or the bar where he fuking wiped the rag dirty rag and served me beer without even rinsing his hands or another recent time at another food place this lady dropped on the table some noodles and just throws them back int he soup and serves it later to me.
  12. #32
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Don't do that. Repost that shit somewhere else. In fact make a wariat super thread to repost all his shit in to keep it contained somewhere for the authorities. Just not my threads pls.

    Thank you
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  13. #33
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    make me, nigger
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No
  15. #35
    Incessant African Astronaut
    SAW this in a commercial and realized it's the perfect bad review.

    "RUINED OUR MEAL!"
  16. #36
    Throw a flaming bag of feces on his front entrance
  17. #37
    Really though you dodged a bullet, I'm sure you already know those are the worst kind of dickheads to work for in the food industry.
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  18. #38
    G African Astronaut
    Bert took one look @ my multi-colored polo & called me a "fucking faggot" as he launched a salt shaker @ my head.
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  19. #39
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Really though you dodged a bullet, I'm sure you already know those are the worst kind of dickheads to work for in the food industry.

    Oh fo sho. It still pissed me off of course but at the same time I had to remind myself that if he's that much of a dick to a complete stranger looking for a job, I can only imagine how much of an asshole he is to actually work for.

    I scrolled through the reviews and there were actually a handful of others that pointed out how rude he was too, which made me smile.

    I'm over it now. Left my one angry detailed review and that's that. It's too cold to go out of my way to go over there and do anything but Im still considering calling in a big pick-up order of their most expensive stuff and just not showing up.
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  20. #40
    Originally posted by mmQ Oh fo sho. It still pissed me off of course but at the same time I had to remind myself that if he's that much of a dick to a complete stranger looking for a job, I can only imagine how much of an asshole he is to actually work for.

    I scrolled through the reviews and there were actually a handful of others that pointed out how rude he was too, which made me smile.

    I'm over it now. Left my one angry detailed review and that's that. It's too cold to go out of my way to go over there and do anything but Im still considering calling in a big pick-up order of their most expensive stuff and just not showing up.

    Lol an old friend of mine who I worked with did that but the bastard did it while I was still working there, so I had to help cook/prepare this huge order of shit that I knew wasn't getting picked up or paid for because he flat out told me was going to do it and I immediately recognized his fake alias on the name for the order. Wasn't about to out him though because I hated the fucking place too so I played along when everyone was shocked that the person never showed up and the owner was fuming.
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