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PIECE OF SHIT! DIE IN AN OVEN!

  1. #41
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Lol an old friend of mine who I worked with did that but the bastard did it while I was still working there, so I had to help cook/prepare this huge order of shit that I knew wasn't getting picked up or paid for because he flat out told me was going to do it and I immediately recognized his fake alias on the name for the order. Wasn't about to out him though because I hated the fucking place too so I played along when everyone was shocked that the person never showed up and the owner was fuming.

    Ha. Petty revenge is the best revenge. Did your boss get mad and throw all the food away or did you get to take some of it for yourself?
  2. #42
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Ha. Petty revenge is the best revenge. Did your boss get mad and throw all the food away or did you get to take some of it for yourself?

    He was a total dick and threw all of it away.
  3. #43
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.
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  4. #44
    G African Astronaut
    I asked my server Bert(?!) if he had any watermelon for a side, he turned beet red & exclaimed "WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE !".
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I've worked in restaurants where they will throw away a mountain of good food rather than disperse it among employees because they claim that would encourage people to overprep on purpose or some similarly stupid scam like that.

    I feel like we maybe talked about this before because my boss/the owner at the Cajun place I was at for many years was exactly the same way. If anyone messed up anything on accident...wrong flavor pancake, fries instead of onion rings, etc. Just silly little things that even he did himself, it was INSTANTLY thrown in the garbage by him.

    I'm guessing his logic was what you mentioned- discouraging the idea of doing it on purpose, but it just feels weird. I mean at least like.. give the food to the customer anyway on top of their correct food, or at least offer it ... That would totally make you look way better and generous, but nope.

    Some folks are just like that I guess. Of course there's the opposite like a pizza buffet I used to work at and they'd ENCOURAGE us to take leftovers so I'd feel like a dork but I'd take like the equivalent of 6 large pizzas and a shit ton of bread sticks and random things home all the time.
  6. #46
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G I asked my server Bert(?!) if he had any watermelon for a side, he turned beet red & exclaimed "WE DON'T SERVE YOUR KIND 'ROUND HERE !".

    I've reconsidered and I'm just gonna wear a ski mask and go there right before close and burn him alive in his own oven.
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  7. #47
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I've reconsidered and I'm just gonna wear a ski mask and go there right before close and burn him alive in his own oven.

    If you need any pointers on social media business demolition, let me know. I had to do damage control on a family owned eatery due to a bi-polar opioid addict server & her many minions along w/ legit shit storms due to our drunken somehow racist Asian chef.

  8. #48
    Bookmarked for later
  9. #49
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Bookmarked for later

    It's from a few weeks ago. Old hat.
  10. #50
    but are they DESTROYED yet? Are they DESTITUTE?
  11. #51
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I've reconsidered and I'm just gonna wear a ski mask and go there right before close and burn him alive in his own oven.

    Maybe Burts Mother just died. and on top of that, he was a huge Trump fan and that Biden closed down the Keystone which drove up fuel cost as well as food and everything else.

    so when you left the door open for a brief moment, he was already stewing over other things and this was just an outburst of the moment.

    Have you gone back and maybe have a chat with the guy? I mean, he figures if you're dense enough to leave a fucking door open in North Fucking Dakota in the dead of Winter you would let barn doors left open and grease in pans on the fire unattended or let people walk out the door without paying.

    Look at it from Burts point of view for a moment. JUST SAYING! Just Saying!
  12. #52
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Maybe Burts Mother just died. and on top of that, he was a huge Trump fan and that Biden closed down the Keystone which drove up fuel cost as well as food and everything else.

    so when you left the door open for a brief moment, he was already stewing over other things and this was just an outburst of the moment.

    Have you gone back and maybe have a chat with the guy? I mean, he figures if you're dense enough to leave a fucking door open in North Fucking Dakota in the dead of Winter you would let barn doors left open and grease in pans on the fire unattended or let people walk out the door without paying.

    Look at it from Burts point of view for a moment. JUST SAYING! Just Saying!

    It's fucking BERT, this isn't no Burt's Bees motherfucker
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked but are they DESTROYED yet? Are they DESTITUTE?

    N..n..no. :(
  14. #54
    Um didn't I read something earlier about MMQ being chill and The Dalai Lama something...then this thread.
  15. #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um didn't I read something earlier about MMQ being chill and The Dalai Lama something…then this thread.

    This was from a while back. I'm a completely changed man and have found divine enlightenment. And if I use angry words on the internet, rest assured I am peacefully typing them with a smile and they do not reflect my eternal state of bliss.
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  16. #56
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um didn't I read something earlier about MMQ being chill and The Dalai Lama something…then this thread.

    “Judge not, lest ye, too, be hoisted into yonder oven”


    Revelations 4:20
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  17. #57
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It is ok. I accept the judgements, nay, EMBRACE them with all of my essence.

    I am Wren. I am MEEEEEEEEE.
  18. #58
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Throw him into the Rape Stove

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  19. #59
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice It's fucking BERT, this isn't no Burt's Bees motherfucker


    It's spelled the way I say it is MOTHER FUCKER

    besides, whats wrong with Burt's Bees? I put that stuff of my dry skin and it feels slappy happy ointment good.
  20. #60
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice Throw him into the Rape Stove


    A stove is the cook top. the oven is what you throw people to be raped in.
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