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  1. #41
    Originally posted by -SpectraL TheDarkRodent: beating people over the head with pool sticks since 2017.

    I never hit anyone with a pool cue. So far it's been a sword, an aluminum ball bat, a burning log, a machete, and 3 with a cane... That's seven counts of assault with a deadly weapon, seven dickheads dealt with, and zero convictions.

    Wanna shoot a game a pool with me Billy Goat?
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I never hit anyone with a pool cue. So far it's been a sword, an aluminum ball bat, a burning log, a machete, and 3 with a cane… That's seven counts of assault with a deadly weapon, seven dickheads dealt with, and zero convictions.

    Wanna shoot a game a pool with me Billy Goat?

    You lucky what did they all drop the case.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by spacepantz You lucky what did they all drop the case.

    The first two the Grand Jury returned a no bill as instructed. The next three I had more witnesses when we got to court. The prosecutions witness all failed to appear so all I needed was one witness. This time with the 3 counts in one incident it was the video surveillance that got me off. It cleary showed an injured man defending himself.
  4. #44
    ITT: Loads of butthurt for miles around.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Discount Whore ITT: Loads of butthurt for miles around.

    DW I'm so sorry .
  6. #46
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver The first two the Grand Jury returned a no bill as instructed. The next three I had more witnesses when we got to court. The prosecutions witness all failed to appear so all I needed was one witness. This time with the 3 counts in one incident it was the video surveillance that got me off. It cleary showed an injured man defending himself.

    if by a pool cue protruding from a nostril is what you mean by injured...that was false testimony considering you enjoyed every second.
  7. #47
    TOO MUCH BOGGLE
  8. #48
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon TOO MUCH BOGGLE

    Prove it.

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon TOO MUCH BOGGLE
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon TOO MUCH BOGGLE

    Pics or it didn't happen
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Somebody post Rodent's pic again.
  11. #51
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody post Rodent's pic again.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #52
    What is that cute little thing?
  13. #53
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Somebody post Rodent's pic again.

    You mean this rugged looking hunk?

  14. #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver You mean this rugged looking hunk?

    Errr.. where is the rest of you? Hooker?
  15. #55
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Am I the only one thinking he probably inherited whatever "wealth" he has from his dead parents?
  16. #56
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver You mean this rugged looking hunk?


  17. #57
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Errr.. where is the rest of you? Hooker?

    I had a 23 year little white trash ho move into my neighborhood about 3 years ago in Florida. She was a smart ass arrogant nothing who got along with absolutely no one on the neighborhood. It took me about three months but I got rid of her. You kind of remind me if her. I would troll her right to her face and piss her off so bad all she could come back with was some lame shit about my nose.

    But I'm going to tell you a secret she never knew. If it bothered me I would have had the VA fix it 2 years ago when they offered to have a plastic surgeon from USF do the procedures. The truth is I get more interest from women with my nose this way than I did before.

    I know, I know, it's hard to image they could possibly be any more attracted to me than they always have been but it's true. Chicks don't care about shit like that when you have sincere charm, manners, and show them respect. This is something you should learn with that ugly mug your mom left you.
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver …It took me about three months but I got rid of her…

    How did she taste?
  19. #59
    Originally posted by spacepantz Also we should have an instant ban for captin falcon everytime he trys to control the forum.

    I liked it when there was no rules but for some reason Dargo has now become Lannys best friend and everyones favorite poster even though its just Reezer the Geezer

  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver I had a 23 year little white trash ho move into my neighborhood about 3 years ago in Florida. She was a smart ass arrogant nothing who got along with absolutely no one on the neighborhood. It took me about three months but I got rid of her. You kind of remind me if her. I would troll her right to her face and piss her off so bad all she could come back with was some lame shit about my nose.

    But I'm going to tell you a secret she never knew. If it bothered me I would have had the VA fix it 2 years ago when they offered to have a plastic surgeon from USF do the procedures. The truth is I get more interest from women with my nose this way than I did before.

    I know, I know, it's hard to image they could possibly be any more attracted to me than they always have been but it's true. Chicks don't care about shit like that when you have sincere charm, manners, and show them respect. This is something you should learn with that ugly mug your mom left you.

    you need to stop listening to those crack whores youve been buying...theyre telling you what you want to hear because youre paying them. of course theyre pretending to be attracted to you...its their job.

    real women that you dont pick up on a street corner in exchange for some crack rock, point and snicker when they see that blowhole youve got going on.
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