2022-01-25 at 4:58 AM UTC
Interstellar and its shoddy science can suck a fat cock
2022-01-25 at 4:59 AM UTC
aldra
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fuck that I'm watching stargate again
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2022-01-25 at 5:03 AM UTC
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I can never take it seriously when a wormhole takes people apart to the atom, then puts them back together perfectly in precisely the right place (in an ostensibly infinite universe) for the plot to progress.
it's like firing a lego set out of a cannon.
so if I'm not pretending to take the 'science' seriously I'm just as likely to enjoy the inclusion of a dildo gun that paralyzes, kills and vanishes someone on the first three shots
2022-01-25 at 5:04 AM UTC
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Interstellar might've been better as a ghost story
2022-01-25 at 5:18 AM UTC
I mean yeah, wormholes are almost universally sci-fi science woo magic, but I mean it’s at least a way of facilitating a plot that doesn’t fall apart under scrutiny of highschool level physics.
Not that I really know what I’m talking about, but I don’t think there’s a need to suppose that travel through wormholes involves deconstruction and reassembly of matter.
And in the case of contact, the travel is mediated by technology so at least it’s not “derp I flew into a black hole and saw god” level deus ex
2022-01-25 at 5:20 AM UTC
Interstellar would have been better as a gay sex scene between Mcconaughey and Damon called “Matt Meats Matt”
2022-01-25 at 5:21 AM UTC
Wormholes are cool as fuck in the sense that they're literally just... like... pinched space-time. Anything beyond that is retarded. I've never seen Contact, but Interstellar didn't piss me off too much. Kinda just a guy in pinched space-time experiencing 4-dimensional reality, and - with the help of 4-dimensional beings - tweaking 3-dimensional reality's nipples in a way that his daughter could understand.
2022-01-25 at 5:23 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Lanny
Interstellar would have been better as a gay sex scene between Mcconaughey and Damon called “Matt Meats Matt”
if you called it Matt on Matt it could start out as an interview like Between Two Ferns and take a really greasy turn
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2022-01-25 at 5:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
Interstellar would have been better as a gay sex scene between Mcconaughey and Damon called “Matt Meats Matt”
You just get a boner for McConaughey in a turtleneck.
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2022-01-25 at 5:24 AM UTC
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2022-01-25 at 5:24 AM UTC
Stargate is choice as hell though. The better Star Trek. Fuck trekkies.
2022-01-25 at 5:26 AM UTC
Also I will never forgive the fucking gravity/wave planet bullshit of interstellar
2022-01-25 at 5:33 AM UTC
He’s just mad at Christopher Nolan for piggybacking off Carl Sagan. I call it inspiration. I also understand the word FICTION, the definition of which seems to be highly contested in this household. Well really he’s just mad at Christopher Nolan I think. We have this debate like every three months.
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