2022-01-24 at 2:08 AM UTC
your mum was the retarded ass with an ass-pussy of tarted ass.
2022-01-24 at 7:37 AM UTC
Well...um....my life keeps getting more complicated. Dude.
2022-01-24 at 10:38 AM UTC
I spent like 2 hours trying to get her to call an uber while she said shed leave her husband to fuck me, and i said youre fucking dumb and drunk and you have kids. She was like IVE NEVER WANTED TO CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND IN 17 YEARS OF MARRIAGE n i said “well thats lucky then that thatll never happen”. Idk if im just so desperate for validation or what thati put myself in these stupid fucking situations but this is all kinds of dumb.
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2022-01-24 at 10:45 AM UTC
Honestly though, even if I believed her, I'd take that 17 years shit as a high score attempt. Their relationship, her very being in the eyes of her husband, would be tainted by me spraying my semen all over it.
They would never look at each other the same again. They would never trust each other again. It's not enough to end a 17 year long journey though. Just enough to spoil it. I'd laugh. You probably ruined sex with her for her husband because he thinks some foreign dong juice is greasing up her tubes.
2022-01-24 at 11:14 AM UTC
Apparently they never fuck which is part of why shes acting like a bitch in heat.
2022-01-24 at 12:06 PM UTC
Then why would he be mad, it's like letting a Mustang sit in your garage. Let someone put they key in that ignition at least damn.
2022-01-24 at 12:15 PM UTC
Ughhhhhhhhh
This is some white trash tier bullshit
2022-01-24 at 12:29 PM UTC
It is but it's also a story you'll probably laugh about in time.
2022-01-24 at 12:34 PM UTC
I mean im kinda laughing about it now but only bc its so absurd. So many times lately ive felt like someone else is driving my body. Feels like im watching a movie of my life rather than being present.
2022-01-24 at 2:13 PM UTC
That's just being human nigga. You don't have any control. You've never had any control. You are a wave on a thin surface of a vast ocean.
2022-01-24 at 2:34 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I'm watching a documentary about cassowaries
I knew they were dangerous but not necessarily lethal - they're like bird veloceraptors
apparently one of them kicked a kid in the neck at Taronga Zoo a while back and nearly took his head right off
2022-01-24 at 3:13 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Anyone want to come to my house and fight? Afterwards we can go 4 wheeling or something, you can sleep in the basement if you want and maybe fight again tomorrow
2022-01-24 at 3:17 PM UTC
No one wants to see your CP collection.
