2022-01-30 at 2:40 AM UTC
Sudo
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2022-04-08 at 10:21 PM UTC
End of a metal ice cream scooper,large sharpie
2022-04-09 at 2:37 AM UTC
i bought a dildo that's the exact dimensions of my dick, kinda a great value.
I was skeptical of a site offering combined coupons, 25$ off any order 50 or more, 50% off, 50% off, free shipping on 50$+ orders.
I got a dildo the exact size of my dick (I curve to the left this curves up) for 8.40$ with free shipping to my house.
folks this is a 36$ dildo i wanted because of it's dimensions & the fact is has relatively small balls (Grapes) (I do as well) Which on a smaller cocked individual would be preportional, but on a larger dong kinda looks like I got small nuts.
haven't used it for anythinug aside from sticking it on my friends tailgate when he went to work lol, he goes on the freeway so the good suction is clear.
Not going to shove it in my ass, but it'll be in at least 3 or 4 asses before someone steals it from me/boofs it.
2022-04-09 at 2:56 AM UTC
and yes i do like to use cock rings to hold myself at max extension for long periods of time.
