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What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?

  1. #21
    Ghost Black Hole
    lady fingers
  2. #22
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king OP shoved his boyfriend's dick up his ass while nursing a crack pipe

    I don't have a boyfriend Sir?
  3. #23
    Felicity Kendal
  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Robert Mugabe
  5. #25
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    I'm Joe mama and I dont have a small African child up my ass right now.
  6. #26
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    5 DD batteries stacked end to end and taped together with duct tape

    A bag of popcorn

    Pictures of people's tongues
  7. #27
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    The complete season 5 of Shameless

    Soggy apple jacks

    My own ass hair
  8. #28
    hydrocodone, meth
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    probably drugs lol
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ 5 DD batteries stacked end to end and taped together with duct tape

    A bag of popcorn

    Pictures of people's tongues




    That's only 7 1/2 volts, pussy.

    Try 5 car batteries for 60 vdc.

    Better yet, try two bare wires cut from a lamp and inserted up your gaping asshole for a nice 120 vac.
  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 The complete season 5 of Shameless

    Soggy apple jacks

    My own ass hair

    teenage girl detected
  12. #32
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Watch out, folks. Dewglass just cashed his latest check from the dish tank. He's feeling like a bad ass.
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 That's only 7 1/2 volts, pussy.

    Try 5 car batteries for 60 vdc.

    Better yet, try two bare wires cut from a lamp and inserted up your gaping asshole for a nice 120 vac.

    Mine cant handle that. That's way out of my league, gramps. Tricks like that are best left to the seasoned vets such as yourself. We salute your service.
  14. #34
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You're the one sticking batteries up your bunghole, not me!
  15. #35
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 You're the one sticking batteries up your bunghole, not me!

    You're the one questioning the integrity of my anal voltage capacity, gramps. It therefore stands to reason that you've intaken far higher voltage amounts than myself, what with you being a manly man and totally not a pussy.
  16. #36
    There is nothing wrong with your DDs MMQ...ignore him and come back to bed.
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is nothing wrong with your DDs MMQ…ignore him and come back to bed.

    Hang on I'm just eating an egg first. Lay the towels out would ya? I'm feeling particularly dirty today. Lol
  18. #38
    Originally posted by mmQ Hang on I'm just eating an egg first. Lay the towels out would ya? I'm feeling particularly dirty today. Lol

    No need for the towel, we'll use STL's daughter to soak up the juices.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. #39
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ You're the one questioning the integrity of my anal voltage capacity, gramps. It therefore stands to reason that you've intaken far higher voltage amounts than myself, what with you being a manly man and totally not a pussy.



    Hey...I've taken 8,000 volts to my nose. Bet you can't beat that!

    I was in a customer's home and checking out their electronic air cleaner while I must have had my hand on the furnace for a ground because a spark from the EAC jumped to my nose. All I remember was a white light in my brain and me on the floor. Only happened once and that was one time too many, believe me!
  20. #40
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No need for the towel, we'll use STL's daughter to soak up the juices.




    That's being an extreme asshole...even for you, Jiggly.
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