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What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?

  1. #1
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Cucumbers, carrots, fists?

    Discuss.
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lit candles

    Bug spray

    Root beer twin popsicles
  3. #3
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Bananas

    Make sure you get the solid green ones though cause you don’t want them ripe ones to go all mushy up in your ass
  4. #4
    Nothing.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing.

    Nothing isnt an object. BOOM ROASTEDEDEDED
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  6. #6
    Originally posted by mmQ Nothing isnt an object. BOOM ROASTEDEDEDED

    Nothing doesn't exist...didn't we go over this last week.

    EDIT: Oh n/m, I thought you said is not isn't.

    What if I named my new kitten that I'm thinking about getting "Nothing"...
  7. #7
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing.

    OH MISTER DEFENSIVE RIGHT HERE

    someone looks guilty
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by Grylls OH MISTER DEFENSIVE RIGHT HERE

    someone looks guilty

    See edit slowpoke
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sour patch kids

    Tortoise shells broken into pieces

    Lambs wool
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    Enjoys watermelons up his keister the most.
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seedless watermelons

    yard-sticks

    chocolate grasshoppers
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  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fucking faggots
  13. #13
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Here's Mister Master Queer making a wish:

  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    2-liter bottles of Diet Shasta

    My own shit, frozen

    Oversized pointer finger foam hand thingies you get at baseball games
  15. #15
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Fucking faggots

    yea dey so gae
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Crumpled up paper crowns from Burger King

    Uncrumpled paper crowns from Burger King

    One of those extendable light s saber things you can buy at the circus
  17. #17
    Ghost Black Hole
    Music discks
  18. #18
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Live 30mm cannon shells.

    Already posted pics.

    Lanny deleted them
  19. #19
    Jesus is king African Astronaut
    OP shoved his boyfriend's dick up his ass while nursing a crack pipe
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    my finger.
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