Hey kids

1. 2017-04-18 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Nigga yo momma's so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

   
   Bitch, yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Dracula tried to drink her blood but he got diabetes.
2. 2017-04-18 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Mouhntainmantandysavage names Tandy, I live out here in the middle of the forest surrounded by trees and buckshot heheh.. I hunts everything I eat and I dont trusts a lawman. We got a fine community out here and I would just like to say I found your little community here to be quite the sight for sore old eyes. I'm gonna paroose your workings but I am looking for mostly survivalism type stuff.
   
   
   I'm afraid my internet connection is a bit spotty but theres nary a cloud in the sky right now so my signal is max bars so I decided to make this thread.
   
   heres a pic of my house, boy it sure looks nice outside.
   
   

   
   nobody comes out of nowhere and starts introducing themselves like this.
   
   this is all old timers coming out of the closet of a persona that they have been hitherto hiding all along.
   
   there are times i thought of enrolling as a new member and start posting picts of my self, my pets, my houses and my everything ... basically making this into phacebook2 and starts liking and making friends ....
   
   but i knew better. i'm not phaggott like that.
3. 2017-04-18 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Prototype Houston

   Originally posted by benny vader but i knew better. i'm not phaggott like that.

   
   You're a faggot in new and exciting ways.
   
   Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:48:57.229079+00:00
4. 2017-04-18 at 4:40 PM UTC

   #24
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by John Stamos I'll put my claw hammer in your sickly looking ass bud.

   
   that's hot...post pics
5. 2017-04-19 at 3:15 AM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Prototype I'm white, and while I find racism abhorrent, I am the real deal 💯
   
   Post last edited by Ghost Prototype at 2017-04-18T17:49:38.426916+00:00

   
   I don't appreciate the fact that you made me look up the meaning of abhorrent. >:[
6. 2017-04-19 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader nobody comes out of nowhere and starts introducing themselves like this.
   
   this is all old timers coming out of the closet of a persona that they have been hitherto hiding all along.
   
   there are times i thought of enrolling as a new member and start posting picts of my self, my pets, my houses and my everything … basically making this into phacebook2 and starts liking and making friends ….
   
   but i knew better. i'm not phaggott like that.

   
   dude that looks like a house in suburbia wooded San Francisco Peninsula like just outside of Palo Alto. How much of a redneck can you be with a white plastic lawn chai.. oh wait. well maybe you're a redneck but I want to see a bunch of car parts and stacked trash around that place to be more convincing.
7. 2017-04-19 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Nigga yo momma's so fat, when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

   
   yo mammas so fat she doesnt sit in the house she sits around the house.
8. 2017-04-19 at 3:22 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Your Momma's so fat her buttcrack swallowed the entire San Adreas fault line.
9. 2017-04-19 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon As opposed to yo mama, whose so fat that her waistline is used as a marathon course.

   
   Does this mean the entire length of her waistline is 26 miles or whatever, or does it mean people are running laps around her waistline because say it's the size of a regulation Olympic track? Also how do you turn a waistline into a course in which to run, anyway? I guess just run directly around it eh.
   
   But yeah entire distance or laps? Thank you .
10. 2017-04-19 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Does this mean the entire length of her waistline is 26 miles or whatever, or does it mean people are running laps around her waistline because say it's the size of a regulation Olympic track? Also how do you turn a waistline into a course in which to run, anyway? I guess just run directly around it eh.
    
    But yeah entire distance or laps? Thank you .

    
    your moms so fat she that even dorra couldnt explore her.
11. 2017-04-19 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by spacepantz your moms so fat she that even dorra couldnt explore her.

    
    That makes Dora a dipshit. There's more to explore, silly whore.
12. 2017-04-19 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ That makes Dora a dipshit. There's more to explore, silly whore.

    
    Yo mamma's so fat, her plumbers crack is more like a plumbers ravine.
13. 2017-04-19 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My mom isn't a plumber.
14. 2017-04-19 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ My mom isn't a plumber.

    
    yo mama so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus
15. 2017-04-19 at 5:57 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by spacepantz yo mama so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus

    
    Because people collectively agreed that Uranus just suddenly shifted across our solar system to within feet of Earth in order for that to be remotely possible.
16. 2017-04-19 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yo momma so dumb, she stared at an orange juice bottle for an hour because it said "concentrate"
17. 2017-04-19 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Yo momma so dumb, she stared at an orange juice bottle for an hour because it said "concentrate"

    
    it doesn't say concentrate.. it says concentrated
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ
18. 2017-04-19 at 9:03 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Concentrating on your dad concentrating on you concentrating on your mom concentrating on concentrated orng juce.
    
    What's it called when you concentrate on concentration already concentrating on concentrating?
19. 2017-04-19 at 9:12 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ Concentrating on your dad concentrating on you concentrating on your mom concentrating on concentrated orng juce.
    
    What's it called when you concentrate on concentration already concentrating on concentrating?

    
    Contraception.
20. 2017-04-20 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Contradicting Contrive proving consecutive conception