The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-01-05 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #7101
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Tyrant Kevin and Perry Go Large was basically a movie written by a very competent 12 year ord retard. I rate it a solid 4.1/10. Shit but maybe worth a watch if you like British retards.

   
   Ho did you come across Kevin and Perry ha ha?
2. 2022-01-05 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #7102
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Ho did you come across Kevin and Perry ha ha?

   
   I was talking to a British guy about comedy.
3. 2022-01-05 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #7103
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Tyrant I was talking to a British guy about comedy.

   
   That's old as fuck, I still don't know why you Yanks adopted James Cordan. No one found him funny over here though the fat idiot.
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4. 2022-01-05 at 12:36 PM UTC

   #7104
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That's old as fuck, I still don't know you you Yanks adopted James Cordan. No one found him funny over here though the fat idiot.

   
   he's not funny but he's not aggressively unfunny like a lot of others
   
   honestly don't know why he gets so much hate
5. 2022-01-05 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #7105
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra he's not funny but he's not aggressively unfunny like a lot of others
   
   honestly don't know why he gets so much hate

   
   
6. 2022-01-05 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #7106
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   kill the thread for the new year
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   • Tyrant
7. 2022-01-05 at 1:51 PM UTC

   #7107
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by aldra speaking of huffing fumes,
   
   https://www.rt.com/news/545167-quebec-unvaxxed-liquor-cannabis-ban/

   
   RT is really shit now
   
   
   it's beein going downhill for the last 5 years or so, now it's just the daily mail with different politics and a green logo
8. 2022-01-05 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #7108
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That's old as fuck, I still don't know you you Yanks adopted James Cordan. No one found him funny over here though the fat idiot.

   
   I hear you have a poster of piers Morgan on your wall
9. 2022-01-05 at 2:17 PM UTC

   #7109
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Sudo I hear you have a poster of piers Morgan on your wall

   
   
10. 2022-01-05 at 2:19 PM UTC

    #7110
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The Alex Jones interview with piers morgan is one of the best pieces of journalism I've ever seen
11. 2022-01-05 at 2:57 PM UTC

    #7111
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo The Alex Jones interview with piers morgan is one of the best pieces of journalism I've ever seen

    
    Didn't even know there was one, his hyperactive ranting on Joe Rogan is amusing. I think he's insane half the shit he talks about.
12. 2022-01-05 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #7112
    Nile bump
    Wtf welfare offices r closed and uhhhh my bank acct is uhhhh....
    
    Fuck.
    
    In other news, what's with cashiers of Indian(dot) Descent caring about the stores that employ them like the company gives a shit about them.
    
    I swear white cashiers just look bemused when people shoplift, but a Towel head? They will fucking get legit mad.
    
    Questions of our time.
13. 2022-01-05 at 4:17 PM UTC

    #7113
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    One of the best parts of krattom is it gives me huge solid shits that feel great
    
    Maybe I'm a faggot
14. 2022-01-05 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #7114
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Nile Wtf welfare offices r closed and uhhhh my bank acct is uhhhh….
    
    Fuck.
    
    In other news, what's with cashiers of Indian(dot) Descent caring about the stores that employ them like the company gives a shit about them.
    
    I swear white cashiers just look bemused when people shoplift, but a Towel head? They will fucking get legit mad.
    
    Questions of our time.

    
    A Lebanese shopkeeper in the area I grew up beat a kid around 16 with a baseball bat for shoplifting and broke his arm. He didn't rat on him either it was pretty hood in retrospect.
15. 2022-01-05 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #7115
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
16. 2022-01-05 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #7116
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Nile In other news, what's with cashiers of Indian(dot) Descent caring about the stores that employ them like the company gives a shit about them.
    
    I swear white cashiers just look bemused when people shoplift, but a Towel head? They will fucking get legit mad.
    
    Questions of our time.

    
    paki shops are usually family owned or small thigns like everyone knows each other and hires their cousins or their friends cousin brother who is new to this country so when people steal they are like GET THE FUCK OUT MAN FUCK YOU FUCK YOU MOTHER
    
    but the whyte man working for 7-11 for whatever wage will probably just get a bit annoyed or not care. I lived in a small town with a lot of young punks and my buddy was manager for 7-11 and worked nights, he also knew kung fu so he would press people if they fucked around because it was on his ass if it became a big problem
    
    If my friends own a store and I know someone steals from them I would beat them up and smash their window for messing with my ese fuck calling the police. Only steal from big box stores not the local paki shop, thats fucked
    most paki shops just buy shit at costco in bulk anyways might as well just go to one of those type of stores and fill a shopping cart instead of fucking with your hood and stealing some dudes 5% markup can of roast beef and energy drinks
    
    i have stolen a lot in my life but NEVER from a paki shop that just seems very wrong to me.
    
    
17. 2022-01-05 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #7117
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    
    Some things are not worth persuing even if it affects pride. Going to jail over a dumbass especially.
18. 2022-01-05 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #7118
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked kill the thread for the new year

    
    ALLAHUAKBAR
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19. 2022-01-06 at 4:50 PM UTC

    #7119
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he says it was all made up and that there werent even 6 million jedis in europe at the time WTF
    
    
20. 2022-01-06 at 5 PM UTC

    #7120
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood he says it was all made up and that there werent even 6 million jedis in europe at the time WTF
    
    

    
    I remember reading about him, he's still alive. 101 years old.