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The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

  1. Wariat needs a girl like that
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  2. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    4cringe
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Idk if u nigs have ever seen this kids show called "the backyardigans" but it's implicitly African with character names like "tyrone" and "yewniqua" who are always singing and dancing and I find it funny they thought naming them "the backyardigans" made them the opposite of porch monkeys
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I have a friend on dialysis and a ton of other health problems from steroids and propane who got covid and is fine now. Seems like everyone's been getting it and just complaining about the minor inconvenience. What a reason to lockdown the world and forgo personal freedoms
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really hope this ho I been fw goes back with her boyfriend when he gets out in a few weeks. I don't need more people hating me for valid reasons
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Tyrant 4cringe

    i found it on twitter
  7. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i found it on twitter

    It's 4cringe type "humor" that probably originated on 4crange
  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Okay so? whats your point
  9. Tyrant African Astronaut
    It's cringe.
  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Cringe Mc Cringeington
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Cringe-ine cringe-ine # 9 who is the now the fairest one of all?
  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Man I am so pissed. I thought I was dreaming my neighbour knocked on and said something about a stone being thrown at the window 2 weeks ago. I saw him today and asked him and he said some cunt with a Covid mask tried to throw a fucking big rock through my livingroom window.


    So how this started was a now former friend persuaded me to go to a club with him despite me being on the wagon. We had a good time, I chatted up a girl and brought her home but my mate tagged along. He was being loud/ coked up and offensive so I threw him out. He's the only cunt who knows my address as this is a new apartment. I fucking hate living on the ground floor in the event of shit like this happening. Luckily he missed my window and hit the sill, the rock was still lying there. My neighbour said I looked like I had just woken up at the time and shrugged my shoulders/ went back to bed.


    Goddamnit, this has got me paranoid looking at CCTV systems that record but most require monthly subscriptions till I found this:

    https://reolink.com/product/rlk8-410b4/

    Just bought it in the event some shit like this happens again. Had I not been living on a ground floor I would most definitely be throwing paint stripper over his fucking car and slashing his tyres.

    What an ass hole.
  13. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Shit in his mouth
  14. Nah that warrants a straight up stabbing
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah the proverbial stabbing his throat and shitting down his neck.
  16. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I seriously cba with any BS this year I have more important shit to attend to. I had provoked him somewhat when I looked at the messages from the night he tried to smash the window so... meh. Plus anymore provocation just leads to more drama which means more problems.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Sounds like you're a pussy that won't do anything to anyone who wrongs you.

    I hate cowards.

    I've slapped a man in jail across the face, spit on him while he was eating and stole from him all within a day and the coward went around telling everyone how I wasn't worth it while spotting a huge ass bruise, people calling him a bitch and him asking others if he could get a shot of coffee at I sat there drinking his shit

    How did this start? I won two games of cribbage and he told me if I won a third game he wouldn't pay me 3 cakes. So I slapped him as hard as I could and turned him into, I suppose, a bitch.

    I hope that nigga throws a rock at your face so you can walk around with a dented head telling ppl about how revenge "isn't worth it"

    Buys a security camera despite knowing whose wronging him, what you gonna do next time?

    Call 911 and get the police the video tape

    Dude talks about destroying his car but "excuse excuse excuse"

    Fucking pussy go do something
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  18. Tyrant African Astronaut
    My girlfriend is a big faggot
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Well it's a dude so yeah
  20. Tyrant African Astronaut
    She has a vagine

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