The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-01-02 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #6981
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley im getting fuckin fat i feel like quick mix ready, i'm 188lb which is like 16lb heavier than when i broke up with my girlfriend
   
   i can't wait to move to jail

   
   QMR is a fat faggot!
2. 2022-01-02 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #6982
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bradley im getting fuckin fat i feel like quick mix ready

   
   Quick Mix Ready = digging around under bridges and stadiums for Jimmy Hoffa's remains
3. 2022-01-02 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #6983
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Cash me not indoors jacking off QMR under the Queensborough bridge for 5 bucks using jimmy hoffas skeleton hand instead of my own.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
4. 2022-01-02 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #6984
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   would you make eye contact or talk to him while doing 'the deed'
5. 2022-01-02 at 1:50 AM UTC

   #6985
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's fucked up, Hoffa disappeared in 1975, 45 years ago. This would be like Hoffa caring about someone going missing in 1930. Time seemed to slow down or stand still from the 80s to until now.
6. 2022-01-02 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #6986
   

   Tyrant African Astronaut
   Jimmy Hoffa is still alive you fools
7. 2022-01-02 at 1:52 AM UTC

   #6987
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Bradley would you make eye contact or talk to him while doing 'the deed'

   
   I would be crying and looking into my own armpit.
   
   This reminds me of the remote control handjob question posed by actro
8. 2022-01-02 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #6988
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
   Been craving sugary alcoholic beverages, definitely withdrawal symptoms right there.
9. 2022-01-02 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #6989
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Been craving sugary alcoholic beverages, definitely withdrawal symptoms right there.

   
   Cool story captain falcon.
10. 2022-01-02 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #6990
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Cool story captain falcon.

    
    Who's dat?
11. 2022-01-02 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #6991
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Who's dat?

    
    Fuck off
12. 2022-01-02 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #6992
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Fuck off

    
    That's not very nice.
13. 2022-01-02 at 4:42 AM UTC

    #6993
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    QUICK
    
    MIX
    
    WOZNY
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RIPtotse
14. 2022-01-02 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #6994
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley That's not very nice.

    
    DT is usually smart and not mean . I wonder why he's being mean in that scenario.
15. 2022-01-02 at 5:26 AM UTC

    #6995
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ DT is usually smart and not mean . I wonder why he's being mean in that scenario.

    
    Aleister Crowley = Captain Falcon.
16. 2022-01-02 at 5:30 AM UTC

    #6996
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Aleister Crowley = Captain Falcon.

    
    
17. 2022-01-02 at 5:33 AM UTC

    #6997
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump Aleister Crowley = Captain Falcon.

    
    No, old friend.
18. 2022-01-02 at 6:27 AM UTC

    #6998
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Captain Octagon
19. 2022-01-02 at 10:55 AM UTC

    #6999
    

    Tyrant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ DT is usually smart and not mean . I wonder why he's being mean in that scenario.

    
    He is actually a retard and constantly so.
20. 2022-01-02 at 11:29 AM UTC

    #7000
    

    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Best TRT thread EVER!