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How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?

  1. #61
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Idiot thinks his post was logical

    you said i was hoping to beat them with my bare hands in response to a post where i clearly said i intended to do nothing. when i pointed out your faulty logic, you tried to intimidate me until you saw my loli has a bigger gun. now all you can do is be butthurt

    bout time you learned your place as my bitch
  2. #62
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you and HTS-n00b were literally holed up and starving to death, but you had a working stove and a sharp knife, would you let him eat you, so that at least one of you survives? (Yes, I saw the Donner Party documentary)

    Well for one I would start by using preferred pronouns
  3. #63
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev you said i was hoping to beat them with my bare hands in response to a post where i clearly said i intended to do nothing. when i pointed out your faulty logic, you tried to intimidate me until you saw my loli has a bigger gun. now all you can do is be butthurt

    bout time you learned your place as my bitch

    You are like a combination of finny and t2k. Move along...
  4. #64
    Bradley Black Hole
    4-5 if i wasn't prepared, a solid 9 if i was ready & stretched out
  5. #65
    Xlite African Astronaut
    I could probably kill 50 or so before i get too tired and give in to the overwhelming horde of children.

    If i can get them in a bottleneck alley or something where i'd only have to fight one or two at the same time, i might be able to last longer. I'm also pretty tall, so i would do a lot of head kicks if the distance allows for it. Otherwise its just smash till exhaustion. Its not like they're gunna do significant damage anyway. unless you're a midget. Obviously they can hit you in the nuts, but you'll quickly find a way to prevent that.
  6. #66
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Xlite I could probably kill 50 or so before i get too tired and give in to the overwhelming horde of children.

    If i can get them in a bottleneck alley or something where i'd only have to fight one or two at the same time, i might be able to last longer. I'm also pretty tall, so i would do a lot of head kicks if the distance allows for it. Otherwise its just smash till exhaustion. Its not like they're gunna do significant damage anyway. unless you're a midget. Obviously they can hit you in the nuts, but you'll quickly find a way to prevent that.

    I could defeat 20 of them by just raising my voice.
  7. #67
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are like a combination of finny and t2k. Move along…

    finny is the most a'lpha user on here so thx for the compliment.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I could defeat 20 of them by just raising my voice.

    you scream like a girl anyway, champ. is that your special move, "bitch and moan attack"?
  8. #68
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev finny is the most a'lpha user on here so thx for the compliment.
    If you look up to finny you have to be buried underneath rock bottom to see him from that viewpoint.
  9. #69
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you look up to finny you have to be buried underneath rock bottom to see him from that viewpoint.

    you cant handle his infinity cock, thats why he has to be banned to protect the snowflake feefees of girly vegetarian men like you and lanny. besides, you know you look up to me when even the loli i stole from vinny has a bigger gun than you and you backed off. actions speak louder than the girly screams from sally parker

  10. #70
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker If you look up to finny you have to be buried underneath rock bottom to see him from that viewpoint.

    sounds like finny touched some nerve thar.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. #71
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev you cant handle his infinity cock, thats why he has to be banned to protect the snowflake feefees of girly vegetarian men like you and lanny. besides, you know you look up to me when even the loli i stole from vinny has a bigger gun than you and you backed off. actions speak louder than the girly screams from sally parker


    Your fantasies have no bearing on reality.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your fantasies have no bearing on reality.

    your fantasies have no reallity on bearings
  13. #73
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Your fantasies have no bearing on reality.

    salty sally parker uses BITCH AND MOAN ATTACK

    IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...
  14. #74
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev salty sally parker uses BITCH AND MOAN ATTACK

    IT IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE…

    More effective than anything you have done in your entire life.
  15. #75
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker More effective than anything you have done in your entire life.

    Heres all you accomplished in your life


    and sorry, i rewatched the footage and the screen during our battle said:

    SALTY SALLY USES FLAIL

    IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION
  16. #76
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I could defeat 20 of them by just raising my voice.

    You couldn't beat up an old woman with a cane you armchair warrior faggot.
  17. #77
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Kev Heres all you accomplished in your life


    and sorry, i rewatched the footage and the screen during our battle said:

    SALTY SALLY USES FLAIL

    IT HURT ITSELF IN ITS CONFUSION

    How much is your net worth?



    Originally posted by Solstice You couldn't beat up an old woman with a cane you armchair warrior faggot.

    Golden Valley, Arizona if you ever want to put that to the test. It's a small town nestled between mountains on all sides of around 7500 people. When you get here go to the only bar and ask about me. They'll give you directions to my place about 7 miles up the road.
  18. #78
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass la*ny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.... still waiting

    are you holding your breath?
  19. #79
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How much is your net worth?





    Golden Valley, Arizona if you ever want to put that to the test. It's a small town nestled between mountains on all sides of around 7500 people. When you get here go to the only bar and ask about me. They'll give you directions to my place about 7 miles up the road.

    Can I come over? I've never seen the desert.
  20. #80
    all of them.

    Oh I see I already posted that.
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