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2017-04-18 at 12:12 AM UTCPost your flaccid penis, Malice. Haha..... this is so retarded.
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2017-04-18 at 2:34 AM UTC
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2017-04-18 at 2:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice As to why I haven't been taking pictures. Honestly, my effective (free) testosterone levels were extremely low to begin with, but since using poppy seed tea daily my sex drive has pretty much obliterated. I swear it's probably been at least ten days since I masturbated. The urge just isn't there, I don't have thoughts of sex, view porn, masturbate (including not to completion), or really develop erections.
To put it simply, I can't get it up easily, find it very difficult to maintain for more than, let's say, 10 seconds.
Low testosterone doesn’t necessarily mean low sex drive. -
2017-04-18 at 2:50 AM UTCextreme autism, self-imposed bedroom exile, doubt the cat thing was real.
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2017-04-18 at 2:51 AM UTC
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2017-04-18 at 2:53 AM UTCclaimed he molested his cat, more or less jerked himself off using the folds of it's skin
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2017-04-18 at 2:57 AM UTC
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2017-04-18 at 3:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling
W-what? I... what?
And uhh, shit. Malice is just a vaguely misanthropic recluse with an average-to-above-average IQ who spends too much time alone, so he's gone a bit... eccentric. He's the embodiment of resentment born of long dead envy.
So he's like me in a more ways than either of us is probably comfortable with. -
2017-04-18 at 4:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice It wasn't a shop, I used two simple tricks. In the one where I'm standing up I simply pushed my penis in and took a picture rapidly, possibly using that feature where it takes multiple sequential shots; a pretty simple trick. For the one with the tape measure and sign, I was using one my hands in a way so that I was pulling my scrotum a far forward as it would go with one or two fingers that were concealed by the rest of my hand or just the camera angle/cropping, causing the base of my penis to prematurely arrive. If you look at it, there are multiple signs that it's unnatural. The tape measure would actually more accurately be read as showing a 1.5 inch penis. You can also see that the head seems to be unusually large for such a small length, and that hair seems to grow to far up the shaft.
It wasn't that hard to do, to trick everyone, especially when they wanted to believe it was true, and, to be fair, it could have explained a lot, seemed genuinely realistic for someone like me.
i literally tried that in a cold shower and cant get my dick that small. it just looks like i have a bent dick.
Originally posted by Malice As to why I haven't been taking pictures. Honestly, my effective (free) testosterone levels were extremely low to begin with, but since using poppy seed tea daily my sex drive has pretty much obliterated. I swear it's probably been at least ten days since I masturbated. The urge just isn't there, I don't have thoughts of sex, view porn, masturbate (including not to completion), or really develop erections.
To put it simply, I can't get it up easily, find it very difficult to maintain for more than, let's say, 10 seconds.
youre broken dude. unless youre on bruce-jenner meds, you might want to seek professional help
if i went ten days without sticking my dick in something i would literally explode.
after two days i literally have physical pain in my ballsack, and when i do 'splode...theres so much it sprays out of the chick, and it makes my dick sore from all the pressure of the yoghurt spritzing out -
2017-04-18 at 5:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock if i went ten days without sticking my dick in something i would literally explode.
after two days i literally have physical pain in my ballsack, and when i do 'splode…theres so much it sprays out of the chick, and it makes my dick sore from all the pressure of the yoghurt spritzing out
Originally posted by infinityshock picts or it didnt happen
practice .... preach .... -
2017-04-18 at 6:07 PM UTCThis thread is shit. I always confuse it with the other one that's shit, too.
I can't decide which one is worse, though. Probably this one because it doesn't have Malice comedic attempt to justify his babydick. The other one has Bill Krozbycock, though.
This forum sucks. -
2017-04-18 at 6:42 PM UTC
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2017-04-18 at 6:44 PM UTC
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2017-04-18 at 6:45 PM UTC
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2017-04-19 at 3:44 AM UTC^ Looks like 1-1/2 might be more accurate.
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2017-04-19 at 5:45 AM UTCMalice is a superior mind.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-19 at 5:47 AM UTC
