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  1. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Best you’re getting out of me is a polished dick pic

    Do it. Post a video of Lanny's dick with your mouth around it, shining it. It's a time honoured totse tradition for admins to post videos of forum bitches cleaning their dick.
  2. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Fun cocoa fact:

    Muslims cant eat marshmallows

    They don't spontaneously combust on contact with marshmallows or anything. It's just not kosher halal.
  3. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 They don't spontaneously combust on contact with marshmallows or anything. It's just not kosher halal.

    We've never seen a picture of you touching a marshmallow though, HAVE WE NOW?

    The Pakistani girl n her friends wanted to go to an Xmas thing so I had to source special fuckin mallowz
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked We've never seen a picture of you touching a marshmallow though, HAVE WE NOW?

    The Pakistani girl n her friends wanted to go to an Xmas thing so I had to source special fuckin mallowz

    Yeah made with cow gelatin rather than pig gelatin... NIGGA. You gotta get used to relinquishing the use of products made from the carcass of swine.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Doritos are the work of shatan as well but yall prolly already knew dat
  6. Originally posted by Sudo Doritos are the work of shatan as well but yall prolly already knew dat

    why ?

    because satan is retarded because dorrito is among the most retarded thing i've put into my mouth.

    ther're like thicker, larger, triangular, teeth-crackier cornflakes that are all hard and tuff until they meet milk or salt water.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why would doritos ever meet milk or saltwater
  8. Originally posted by aldra why would doritos ever meet milk or saltwater

    the same reason jews met their oven.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    they didn't




    unfortunately
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why ?

    because satan is retarded because dorrito is among the most retarded thing i've put into my mouth.

    ther're like thicker, larger, triangular, teeth-crackier cornflakes that are all hard and tuff until they meet milk or salt water.

    i appologize.

    i confused tortilla for dorritoes.

    i drunk. my bad.
  11. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i appologize.

    i confused tortilla for dorritoes.

    i drunk. my bad.

    Mongoloid retard confirmed^
  12. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Mongoloid retard confirmed^

    are you pointing a fimger at me.
  13. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you pointing a fimger at me.

    Mongoloid retard in question ☝️
  14. Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass l***y the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer no one thinks youre me

    Hi socks.
  15. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i'm a disciple of demons and i'll pimp you all tonight
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