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Online dating as a man is nothing more than an opportunity to suck up to the scum and filth of humanity and have them shit all over you

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Prove me wrong.

    Pro tip: you can't.
  2. #2
    Imagine being such a normie you unironically have an account on a dating site
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    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Haha soi is an ugly assburgersy loser who can't talk to girls and thinks you have to "suck up to them" like a simp.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Imagine being such a normie you unironically have an account on a dating site

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  5. #5
    Originally posted by aldra

    That guy is a huge normie and literally jewish
    I can’t stand him he’s not a real otaku just some guy larping like all the other YouTube e-celebs
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Haha soi is an ugly assburgersy loser who can't talk to girls and thinks you have to "suck up to them" like a simp.

    Even if that were the case, online dating almost never produces any meaningful relationship. Also, being a guy and fucking around is fine in general, but it's bad for women. I'm not saying that in a patronizing way either. I don't care how pretty they are if they've been with 100 guys, and want to settle down when they're 35 that's gonna be a hard pass for me. And i'm not the only person who thinks this way.
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  7. #7
    so is meeting them at a bar it's always awkward and weird

    Before the internet you would actually have to call girls on the phone. If you really think about it the ways couples get together is weird because really all you are doing is just choosing who you like out of people in the closest proximity
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    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sophie Even if that were the case, online dating almost never produces any meaningful relationship.

    1) Maybe if you are retarded and gay and cannot get dates in volumes. The fact is most people are not there to have meaningful relationships but are usually open to it and if you click with someone. You can keep seeing them for quite a while if you want.

    Also, being a guy and fucking around is fine in general, but it's bad for women. I'm not saying that in a patronizing way either. I don't care how pretty they are if they've been with 100 guys, and want to settle down when they're 35 that's gonna be a hard pass for me. And i'm not the only person who thinks this way.

    Maybe if you are some kind of faggot. I prefer women who are experienced and have gotten their shit out. Relationships are a learning process. You will do better with more iterations and it is better to speedrun and parallelize that process. A
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  9. #9
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood so is meeting them at a bar it's always awkward and weird

    Before the internet you would actually have to call girls on the phone. If you really think about it the ways couples get together is weird because really all you are doing is just choosing who you like out of people in the closest proximity

    and who would choose me? or king cobra jfs?
  10. #10
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    I dont care about how many diff dudes theyve been with as long as they eat ass or do weird shit.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo 1) Maybe if you are retarded and gay and cannot get dates in volumes. The fact is most people are not there to have meaningful relationships but are usually open to it and if you click with someone. You can keep seeing them for quite a while if you want.



    Maybe if you are some kind of faggot. I prefer women who are experienced and have gotten their shit out. Relationships are a learning process. You will do better with more iterations and it is better to speedrun and parallelize that process. A

    And as a result you seem to be a perfectly pleasant well adjusted human being.
  12. #12
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    CF is coming after me because over the weekend I thought CF was posting, but it was actually Infinityshock.
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    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sophie And as a result you seem to be a perfectly pleasant well adjusted human being.

    Yeah I am. Specially compared to you, a literal pedophile, groomer and sexual predator.
  14. #14
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Donald Trump CF is coming after me because over the weekend I thought CF was posting, but it was actually Infinityshock.

    No I am just cumming on you for fun, I don't follow your posting. I just drop a load on you wherever I see you.

    If I was "coming at you", you would already be dead.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Imagine being such a normie you unironically have an account on a dating site

    Imagine being 35yrs old, living with mom, being unemployed and never had sex with a woman.
  16. #16
    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm always making and deleting accounts on dating sites, usually tinder and recently bumble. My profile just consists of pictures and maybe one or two sentences which are usually gibberish. I predominantly match with black girls, chubby white girls and boring ass white girls who have pictures of themselves drinking wine. It's a horribly depressing endeavor, swiping through women who are predominantly THE SAME PERSON. They are all boring, depressing archetypes. When I see someone I know (which is FAR FAR too often) I get double depressed and usually delete the account for a bit.

    My interactions are either

    A) send heart eyes emoji, then get their snapchat and aggressively send them messages and dickpics

    B) send 5 messages back and forth and if they don't give me another way of getting ahold of them I delete them

    C) send weird messages to them for the purpose of confusing them and making them uncomfortable. Messages like "where did you get your skin?"
    "I matched with you because I thought you were my ex gf even though she died, I know it sounds crazy but...are you her?"
    "Want to arm wrestle?" (Good results with this)
    "Want to join my softball team? I'm on here recruiting new members."

    Etc etc etc. I'm honestly forgetting most of the weirder ones. I've been reported and banned a few times and just make a bridge through another phone when creating the profile.

    Basically online dating is really depressing and stupid and most women need Jesus
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  17. #17
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    It helps if you’re handsome and have a job…
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    Oppie, try gay online dating, I hear from Grylls the results offer a much more fulfilling experience.
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    Sudo Dark Matter [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Archer513 It helps if you’re handsome and have a job…

    Why would having a job make a difference? You can put whatever you want on a profile. If anything having a vehicle helps so you can clap dem cheeks at the most opportune time and pick the bitch up to take her for a drive then get her all hot and heavy.

    I've taken several girls from tinder down dark dead end country roads for really no reason other than to make them nervous and remind them of the fragility of their existence. If they are white I will take them to places with predominantly black people and if they are black I will take them to places with predominantly white hillbillies.
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Sudo Why would having a job make a difference?

    Lucking fol....is that a serious question?
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