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Online dating as a man is nothing more than an opportunity to suck up to the scum and filth of humanity and have them shit all over you

  1. thats because you dont get to go on air.
  2. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Cancel Scron.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The point of this thread and why I made it in the first place was just to let you all know that I HAVE PROBLEMS OK? I know you know that I omit alot and still come across quick mix crazy but honey, this batmobile goes to 11 and we're going CRACK to the future
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Tl Dr some short ho wants to bang but I'm too busy being mopey and entertaining demons

    I just did 4 rakats tell me I'm not a menace to the community
  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what means rakat
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra what means rakat

    Islamic prayers
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo Long story short is she drove 45 minutes to smoke a joint with me in a parking lot then when I told her we can't go back to my place (cuz baby mmar is there) and bang she said she needed gas money so I made a big deal about giving her 40 bucks and implied that was her plan all along, then we were kinda pissy at each other (she was kinda nervous the whole time) and she left and we sent angry messages to each other and she said she stopped at a coffee shop and would give me the money back and come hang out and we wouldn't have sex but I just told her to go fuck herself and said I know who her family is blah blah blah then messaged her jokingly sweet messages the next day and she didn't answer. Bitches b crazy amirite?

    Bitches do be crazy, and i guess 40 bucks isn't that much, but i'd just tell her to start fucking driving and we'll see when we are running on fumes and how far away from my place we'd be and then i would give her the money to cover the gas for the distance to my home and nothing more.

    That's what she should have gotten for being a bitch, driving 45 minutes just to smoke and then begging for money. Maybe if she gave head in the parking lot i'd be willing to do her a solid in return.
  8. 40 bucks to blow a load down a hoes throat after she drives u to get fast food isnt a bad deal. Protip: Hang onto the 40 u til after u buy food and smokes, then give her the change and tell her you dont have any more money and wtf she should be grateful youre giving her gas miney at all
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Yeah I'm not super interested in having sex with most random women, I just want then around, I'm kinda weird I guess. I like getting road head while getting choked and driving dangerously but that can be a tricky subject to broach. Might fuck suboxho tn who I know likes it ruff. I mostly just want women's around because it helps my mental health marginally, at least it feels like that when at the introductory stage of a relationship. Short ho has been sending me snaps for the last day and a half and I've been overtly ignoring her and am trying to think of a good reason to see her again and am coming up empty.

    Idk guys I'm kinda lost. I didn't meet suboxho through online chit and she is freakier and overtly fucked up so I kinds gravit8 towards her more.
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I also offered the injun ho the 40 bucks because I knew she drove 45 minutes and didn't really care, then I was resentful and angry afterwards basically as a toxic emotional manipulation tactic
  11. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    I just take bitches to Chinese food
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I just take bitches to Chinese food

    Bitches like sushi and tempura, what kinda msg hos u fux wit?
  13. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo Bitches like sushi and tempura, what kinda msg hos u fux wit?

    Yeah like I said, Chinese food
  14. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I just take bitches to Chinese food

    ↑ dalit doesnt have civilized native food to serve others

  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Yeah like I said, Chinese food

    Sketchy bat soup
  16. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo Sketchy bat soup

    When they're vegan, I go for the "Beyond Bat" option
  17. frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 40 bucks to blow a load down a hoes throat after she drives u to get fast food isnt a bad deal.

    Oof
  18. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    40 bucks includes the fast food
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  19. Originally posted by Sudo Yeah I'm not super interested in having sex with most random women, I just want then around, I'm kinda weird I guess. I like getting road head while getting choked and driving dangerously but that can be a tricky subject to broach. Might fuck suboxho tn who I know likes it ruff. I mostly just want women's around because it helps my mental health marginally, at least it feels like that when at the introductory stage of a relationship. Short ho has been sending me snaps for the last day and a half and I've been overtly ignoring her and am trying to think of a good reason to see her again and am coming up empty.

    Idk guys I'm kinda lost. I didn't meet suboxho through online chit and she is freakier and overtly fucked up so I kinds gravit8 towards her more.

    i think we are kindred spirit bros
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  20. Originally posted by MuscleStud69 40 bucks includes the fast food

    And a packof marlboro lights
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