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I've decided that I'm gonna commit suicide

  1. #21
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter Ain't that just because you're doing the same old shit? Like, when you're a kid everything's new and different, so everything goes by slower. But when you're doing the same boring shit and life seems old and boring once you're old, it goes by quicker since everything's a blur.

    Yes, I think that's it.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Enter We want to kill ourselves now, and life gets objectively worse. We lose family members, loved ones, our body's get weaker, etc. There's no doubt we'll be committin' suicide twenty, maybe thirty years from now.

    Sup enter
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Malice Being alive, man that got old fast. As bad as I believe life is, even I'm surprised I lost interest in it this quickly.



    Indeed this is the principal reason! And the era when we retire, what most people believe they've been working their whole life towards, is this! Isn't it a fucking joke? We got one hell of a raw deal.

    We? No, you. I have enjoyed and continue to enjoy my life. I have never been a slave to a whistle, clock, or bell to quote Johnny Cash.
  4. #24
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you really want to commit suicide, the cleanest way would be to jack up a vehicle, take the tire off, place your directly head under the rim, and press the lever. Your legs will shoot out suddenly and go stiff as popsicles in Alaska, then slowly settle to a resting position, but you'd be long gone at that point. Easy cleanup. Cheap. Effective.
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver We? No, you. I have enjoyed and continue to enjoy my life. I have never been a slave to a whistle, clock, or bell to quote Johnny Cash.

    no one is hatin' on you for enjoying being a homeless person. person of homelessness. domicile challenged. what the fuck ever the PC term for vagrants is.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one is hatin' on you for enjoying being a homeless person. person of homelessness. domicile challenged. what the fuck ever the PC term for vagrants is.



    Originally posted by infinityshock no one is hatin' on you for enjoying being a homeless person. person of homelessness. domicile challenged. what the fuck ever the PC term for vagrants is.

    At the moment it's "transient"
  7. #27
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter Ain't that just because you're doing the same old shit? Like, when you're a kid everything's new and different, so everything goes by slower. But when you're doing the same boring shit and life seems old and boring once you're old, it goes by quicker since everything's a blur.

    no its because a year becomes a lot shorter relitively to your existance. when you're ten a year is one tenth of your entire existance. that seems like a fucking long time. when you're fifty its only a fiftieth, that seems like fuck all and flies by.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by infinityshock no one is hatin' on you for enjoying being a homeless person. person of homelessness. domicile challenged. what the fuck ever the PC term for vagrants is.

    Your are not effective because you are not accurate.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you really want to commit suicide, the cleanest way would be to jack up a vehicle, take the tire off, place your directly head under the rim, and press the lever. Your legs will shoot out suddenly and go stiff as popsicles in Alaska, then slowly settle to a resting position, but you'd be long gone at that point. Easy cleanup. Cheap. Effective.

    Make a live video and show us how it's done.
  10. #30
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher At the moment it's "transient"

    I was going to say 'bum' but I didn't want to hurt his feelings
  11. #31
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Your are not effective because you are not accurate.

    don't talk about accuracy when it's your face that is the one that's permanently disfigured after your boyfriends bad aim totally missed your mouth in a drunken throat-fucking attempt.
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Make a live video and show us how it's done.

    stfu fuck face
  13. #33
    infinityshock Black Hole
    see...this is why I don't post my pic online.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by infinityshock stfu fuck face

    So are you...
  15. #35
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by NARCassist i can't commit suicide. the whole universe implodes the moment i die and it wouldn't be fair on all you little people.

    I would like to test this theory.
  16. #36
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    has the faggot done it yet?
  17. #37
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you really want to commit suicide, the cleanest way would be to jack up a vehicle, take the tire off, place your directly head under the rim, and press the lever. Your legs will shoot out suddenly and go stiff as popsicles in Alaska, then slowly settle to a resting position, but you'd be long gone at that point. Easy cleanup. Cheap. Effective.

    Why not just use an exit bag/overdose? Afaik, that's much less work, pain, and cleanup.
  18. #38
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver So are you…

    you've posted pics proving you're a fuck face.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by Darth Beaver Time still takes 24 hours to make one day.

    You are educated stupid. Everyone knows there are 4 simultaneous days per Earth rotation. That's just simple harmonic cube truth!
  20. #40
    bling bling Dark Matter
    idk why he did tht
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