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  1. Originally posted by Sudo Someone I know died a few days ago and his friend was trying to get ahold of me but I've been ignoring him even tho he said ASAP because I dont like or trust him. I saw my friend about a month ago but we talk several times a week. He has a 4 year old daughter and apparently some Ho left him dead and stole his shit and bounced.

    Someone I care about alot was in a car accident yesterday and totalled his truck and is very sore but alright. Fucking life man, I'm always picking up the pieces of my own or someone else's life, I just hope someone does the same when I go. I've felt so much worse the last few months, Idk how long I've got, dat impending doom breeds impending resignation to it

    Idk my life is objectively shit but im pretty alright rn. I mean imnot hapoy but im okay. Which is to say you can be okay even when circumstances beyond your control throw you for a loop.
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  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Idk my life is objectively shit but im pretty alright rn. I mean imnot hapoy but im okay. Which is to say you can be okay even when circumstances beyond your control throw you for a loop.

    That's good man, I just feel like I'm gonna die all the time and am pretty unhappy. My life isn't too bad all things considered but I'm pretty unhappy, mostly for things beyond my control
  3. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Sudo Someone I know died a few days ago and his friend was trying to get ahold of me but I've been ignoring him even tho he said ASAP because I dont like or trust him. I saw my friend about a month ago but we talk several times a week. He has a 4 year old daughter and apparently some Ho left him dead and stole his shit and bounced.

    Someone I care about alot was in a car accident yesterday and totalled his truck and is very sore but alright. Fucking life man, I'm always picking up the pieces of my own or someone else's life, I just hope someone does the same when I go. I've felt so much worse the last few months, Idk how long I've got, dat impending doom breeds impending resignation to it

    My girlfriend was in a car accident that totalled my car yesterday as well
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo My girlfriend was in a car accident that totalled my car yesterday as well

    I hope the frame is toast.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    So basically my life is hanging out with chillins, organizing degenerates to do contracted work and hanging out with low quality hos while people around me slowly drop off. THIS SEEMS SUSTAINABLE
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Sorry I vent to you fuys in the morning but the medium is more comfortable for me than most others. When I bombard mos5 people with 30 scitzo posts in the morning I usually hate their responses
  7. 6 days until I start using magnets to fix my brain
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood anyone played the new Forza yet


    how did dirlewanger of all people become a meme

    is it just because he had a funny name
  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I just find it fucking annoying because the ultimate thought process behind it is invariably:

    - We don't understand consciousness

    - We don't understand don't understand quantum mechanics.

    - Therefore they are the same thing

    This thought process in general is really annoying but its worst because points 1 and specially 2 aren't even really true.

    Well we’ve had this conversation a bit but I don’t think we have a really robust theory of consciousness. Not that that’s an excuse for deus ex quanta. But then there’s both the folk understanding of Schrödinger’s cat and at least some actual scientists that think consciousness has a qua non role in quantum phenomena which makes the trope understandable if annoying.

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I found dying every few minutes too stressful.

    There’s actually a chunk of dialogue in the game about exactly that. Ironically I died in the middle of it because I read too slow.

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah i dont like having to look at walkthroughs, but i had to for a ton of stuff. Trying to figure out what to do in the Bramble, for instance- was a nightmare. I forget what i got stuck on now

    The one thing I wish the game had told me at the start is that nothing strictly requires anything else, like no puzzle is ever solved by acquiring an item somewhere else. But the solution to every puzzle at least hinted at somewhere else. So actually the one place I got stuck was because the very first thing I tried was going into the bramble and got stuck, I assumed I needed something else so I never found the clues about other stuff that were in there, and scratched my head for a long time. So I guess what I’m saying is it often makes sense not to grind the same puzzle for ages and ages, just back off to something else and go solve whatever that points you to and so on.
  10. Originally posted by Lanny Well we’ve had this conversation a bit but I don’t think we have a really robust theory of consciousness. Not that that’s an excuse for deus ex quanta. But then there’s both the folk understanding of Schrödinger’s cat and at least some actual scientists that think consciousness has a qua non role in quantum phenomena which makes the trope understandable if annoying.



    There’s actually a chunk of dialogue in the game about exactly that. Ironically I died in the middle of it because I read too slow.



    The one thing I wish the game had told me at the start is that nothing strictly requires anything else, like no puzzle is ever solved by acquiring an item somewhere else. But the solution to every puzzle at least hinted at somewhere else. So actually the one place I got stuck was because the very first thing I tried was going into the bramble and got stuck, I assumed I needed something else so I never found the clues about other stuff that were in there, and scratched my head for a long time. So I guess what I’m saying is it often makes sense not to grind the same puzzle for ages and ages, just back off to something else and go solve whatever that points you to and so on.

    Well you still do need to hit certain milestones before you die. I think im at some point where you have to do 4 things before time runs out to complete one loop. I was running around on that sand planet for like a fucking hour. Even with walkthroughs, there arent as specific landmarks as some games have. Trying to track what youve done or need to do was really nard for me. Maybe ill revisit it, but i hate spinning my wheels. Esp when ive already gone back and forth to the same locations over and over again.
  11. Working 60 hour weeks until Christmas Eve, five 12 hour shifts 2 days off.

  12. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    I love you nigger
  13. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Yes you, I'm talking to you
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm depressed

    50 thousand on my head is disrespect

    It could be so much worse tho. I'm basically going to have to just bring females around until my baby mammer is furious enough to leave on her own volition. Every lawyer I talk to says tread carefully and they don't even know her
  15. MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm depressed

    50 thousand on my head is disrespect

    It could be so much worse tho. I'm basically going to have to just bring females around until my baby mammer is furious enough to leave on her own volition. Every lawyer I talk to says tread carefully and they don't even know her

    Kill her
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Kill her

    Who are you dateline?

    I wrote a girl a letter from prism once that said "you could dateline NBC me and I would still love you" and she said it was the best thing anyone ever said to her. Last I heard of her some dude overdosed in her bed and the circumstances made it appear that she had left him there for a few hours.

    They should make a sexualized dateline called RAPELINE
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  18. Originally posted by Sudo I'm depressed

    50 thousand on my head is disrespect

    It could be so much worse tho. I'm basically going to have to just bring females around until my baby mammer is furious enough to leave on her own volition. Every lawyer I talk to says tread carefully and they don't even know her

    Does she have her name on the lease or any say in your property and possessions? Kick her out.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Does she have her name on the lease or any say in your property and possessions? Kick her out.

    Whelp that's gonna happen but the lawyers I talked to Said give a date in writing and incorporate it with affidavits to do with thr chillins and a potential parenting agreement. The optics of kicking out a woman and 2 kids doesn't look favorably towards future contact with the kids. Believe me if it were just her she would be physically removed a long time ago
  20. Originally posted by Sudo Whelp that's gonna happen but the lawyers I talked to Said give a date in writing and incorporate it with affidavits to do with thr chillins and a potential parenting agreement. The optics of kicking out a woman and 2 kids doesn't look favorably towards future contact with the kids. Believe me if it were just her she would be physically removed a long time ago

    Aren't they not even your kids though?

    She is manipulating you into long term support by using her own children as leverage, which is despicable behavior, and you're falling for it hook line and sinker and making it easy for her.

    Why is a lawyer involved with someone you aren't married to and don't have kids with?

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