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  1. #61
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Sudo Some meh ho off tinder blocked me on snap for being rude about being almost 30 and studying to be a CCA (what were you doing for the rest of your life before taking that easy course?) And if I'm being honest with myself, I didn't even want anything from her but wasn't trying to be rude, I just don't give a fuck but for some reason the blocking made me rethink why I even bother bugging random online date ass ho's

    what is she even looking for and how successful is she at that endeavor? does she find uick bangs a lot or what?
  2. #62
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    I want to fuck all day everyday but my girlfriend has low libido and I am not a cheating guy, so I figure my options are to either break with her or rape her and take my chances that she enjoys it.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo I want to fuck all day everyday but my girlfriend has low libido and I am not a cheating guy, so I figure my options are to either break with her or rape her and take my chances that she enjoys it.

    go get married so u can legally rape her bc then shes ur property
  4. #64
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I think I fufk with fake ass internet dating shitbvexause I'm socially antisocial or something which I've made 18 threads about, I literally can't relate unless you're damaged in some way. Idk I hope my next psychologist is better and can actually provide some insightm instead I'm just trying to analyze my own weirdness.

    It is a weird world we live in where all you have to do is take pictures where you don't look monstrously ugly and people will initiate conversations in hopes of having a sexual encounter. Is this what the 60s was about? Feels gay man
  5. #65
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Bring back chastity before marriage and courtship rituals. Make the English empire great again
  6. #66
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked go get married so u can legally rape her bc then shes ur property

    I think we have been together long enough for it to count as a civil onion
  7. #67
    Make her lick a white hot spoon to prove her virtue, n if her tongue blisters, fuck her asshole to boost ur virility and cement her shame
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  8. #68
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Make her lick a white hot spoon to prove her virtue, n if her tongue blisters, fuck her asshole to boost ur virility and cement her shame

    Ah the witch test
  9. #69
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no make her lick the ahole instead or ask if she does it on the regular.
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  10. #70
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I've taken several girls from tinder down dark dead end country roads for really no reason other than to make them nervous and remind them of the fragility of their existence. If they are white I will take them to places with predominantly black people and if they are black I will take them to places with predominantly white hillbillies.

    Have you really? That makes me feel all tingly inside. Next time, put on an old tire, and puncture it make sure you have a spare in the back but take them for a drive, deep, deep in the forest. Then when inevitably your tire gets flat, act surprised but unconvincingly, apologize but make an effort to sound like you don't mean it. Then you can go to the back and violently grab your tire iron and whatever else you need. Take extra long replacing the tire.

    When you finally get done, get back into the driver seat and ask if she's alright, she's looking a little pale.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Wariat no make her lick the ahole instead or ask if she does it on the regular.

    I still hope u kys but this made me lol
  12. #72
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo Some meh ho off tinder blocked me on snap for being rude about being almost 30 and studying to be a CCA (what were you doing for the rest of your life before taking that easy course?) And if I'm being honest with myself, I didn't even want anything from her but wasn't trying to be rude, I just don't give a fuck but for some reason the blocking made me rethink why I even bother bugging random online date ass ho's

    Do you really want to know the answer to that question.
  13. #73
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Bring back chastity before marriage and courtship rituals. Make the English empire great again

    Actual courtship rituals like going to the ball and whatnot was something the aristocracy did. If you were some mud farmer and liked the black smith's daughter, you'd just go and ask her dad for her hand in marriage.
  14. #74
    Originally posted by Sudo I've taken several girls from tinder down dark dead end country roads for really no reason other than to make them nervous and remind them of the fragility of their existence. If they are white I will take them to places with predominantly black people and if they are black I will take them to places with predominantly white hillbillies.

    Almost any man could easily overpower and kill any woman any time he chooses. Men kill women all the time, women kill men almost never. Every time she is alone with a man a girl is more or less placing her life in your hands. Did you ever think about that when a girl is alone with you?
  15. #75
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Almost any man could easily overpower and kill any woman any time he chooses. Men kill women all the time, women kill men almost never. Every time she is alone with a man a girl is more or less placing her life in your hands. Did you ever think about that when a girl is alone with you?

    I am often acutely aware of it. Especially with my gf, especially when i am angry. She's petite, i could probably strangle her with one hand. But i'm not going to, because she's pretty swell. She'd fit in my freezer though. She doesn't do drugs very often at all but when she does, she over-indulges i told her if she dies from the drugs i'll put her in the freezer. i ain't dealing with that.

    Then i pictured her face dead, and frozen, with black lips and i thought, i'd never ever open the freezer ever again if i put her in cause that's some disturbing shit.
  16. #76
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Almost any man could easily overpower and kill any woman any time he chooses. Men kill women all the time, women kill men almost never. Every time she is alone with a man a girl is more or less placing her life in your hands. Did you ever think about that when a girl is alone with you?

    This is why concealed lady pistols were invented and strapped to the sides of southern belles's thighs
  17. #77
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    thats not the only thing they strapped to themselves am i rite
  18. #78
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Sophie Have you really? That makes me feel all tingly inside. Next time, put on an old tire, and puncture it make sure you have a spare in the back but take them for a drive, deep, deep in the forest. Then when inevitably your tire gets flat, act surprised but unconvincingly, apologize but make an effort to sound like you don't mean it. Then you can go to the back and violently grab your tire iron and whatever else you need. Take extra long replacing the tire.

    When you finally get done, get back into the driver seat and ask if she's alright, she's looking a little pale.

    I'm going out with an indigenous girl off bumhole tn but she insisted on us taking her vehicle. They're usually pretty difficult to freak out so would have been pointless. I haven't showered in 3 days and I can smell my balls through my pants. This will be wholesome
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo This is why concealed lady pistols were invented and strapped to the sides of southern belles's thighs

    thats not your kind of southern.

    lets talk about your kind of southern. southern asian dalits.

    how and what do southern asia dalit belles strap th their thighs.
  20. #80
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not your kind of southern.

    lets talk about your kind of southern. southern asian dalits.

    how and what do southern asia dalit belles strap th their thighs.

    Mental illness^
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