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  1. Originally posted by POLECAT sounds like insest

    That would be spending time with your own family...
  2. Technologist victim of incest
    Sitting in the dentist office, waiting to get muh toofers cleaned!🦷🦷
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Technologist Sitting in the dentist office, waiting to get muh toofers cleaned!🦷🦷

    I bet he charges you a lot more this time
  4. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Remember women come with in-laws…holidays means spending time with them…




    Don't forget the kiddies!

  5. Exwife #1's family had fucking "get together parties" every 2 fucking weeks...someone's birthday, someone's anniversary, some fucking brat got a "B" in math etc.

    Holy shit it was torture, WASTING my whole fucking Sunday with her bible weilding family and me pretending to be a Christian...in the end I told exwife "I'm not going anymore" and just stopped going. Spend my fucking day off doing shit I wanted to do.

    Her mom asked her "Does Steve not like us anymore" My wife responded "I don't think he ever did" wow...where's the loyalty???
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    LOL STEVE
  7. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LOL STEVE

    *names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.
  8. Oh no. You’re Steve now.
  9. The other choice I was thinking of going with was "Norman"
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    When I was a kid I used to read Gilbert Shelton's Furry Freak Brothers or Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers..

    it's a cartoon for free on Tubi. it had Woody Harrelson John Goodman and Pete Davidson as voiceovers.

    it's pretty funny. seems like the same people who do those Adult Swim like cartoons like Bobs Burgers, I used to go into this underground book store in Berkeley and buy them and Robert Crumbs Mr Natural and a bunch of other shit. wish I still had them.
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
  12. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The other choice I was thinking of going with was "Norman"

    No, Norman is more of a Christian Name.. stick to Steve.
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. ..and Norman?
  15. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    You have to break a leg once in a while or your back to be a true man.
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Wariat You have to break a leg once in a while or your back to be a true man.

    or *allegedly attempt to* rape an underaged girl

    or break your colored pencil drawing a crayon art for your faggot liberal arts degree

    or get your butthole broken in the SHU
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Saw this posted in Berkeley

    Poor Ty 😐

  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Iamgoingtokillty @ Gmail

    Lol
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by frala They gonna put a fat ass turkey leg and a big bottle of Pinot in there

    Ahhh snap .. imma drunk post and eat the turkey leg like I’m at Medieval Times...
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot

    About to go to the dispensary in Champaign ...💗
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