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my dad is a total asshole

  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by spacepantz I only ever have issues with my dad when I talk about not wanting to take my meds because he doesn't know fuck all about the health industry or why I want to stop taking them.

    no one ever would have guessed youre on meds.

    what ones?

    and post pics of your mom.
  2. #22
    I'm telling you, just jerk off until you're close to cumming, then go jizz in his eye. It will fix the problems for good
  3. #23
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Sploo, have you ever thought about recording these episodes and making money off ad revenue on youtube? You can actually get a decent income if you manage to get a fair amount of regular views. I think it's about $1,000 per 1 million views.

    I genuinely believe you could become internet famous, or at least you would have if you hadn't let such a golden opportunity gone by by letting so much material go to waste.
  4. #24
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Cum in his ass, that'll teach him

    I actually read the thread title as 'my dad totaled my asshole'
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Malice Sploo, have you ever thought about recording these episodes and making money off ad revenue on youtube? You can actually get a decent income if you manage to get a fair amount of regular views. I think it's about $1,000 per 1 million views.

    I genuinely believe you could become internet famous, or at least you would have if you hadn't let such a golden opportunity gone by by letting so much material go to waste.

    spacepants is sploo?

    goddammit...people need to keep the same SN. i cant keep track of all you retards
  6. #26
    Originally posted by infinityshock spacepants is sploo?

    goddammit…people need to keep the same SN. i cant keep track of all you retards

    duuuurrRRrrrRrRrR
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Take it as it comes... duuuurrRRrrrRrRrR

    Not sploo I am new.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by aldra I actually read the thread title as 'my dad totaled my asshole'

    I'm at a funeral, waiting for the main hearse to alive and trying not to burst out laughing, you asshole lol.
  9. #29
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock spacepants is sploo?

    goddammit…people need to keep the same SN. i cant keep track of all you retards

    Spacepants is Bill Krozby.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Spacepants is Bill Krozby.

    I am not Bill Krozby either.
  11. #31
    Broseph ztalin
  12. #32
    If you're an adult then fucking move out of the house. What kind of man are you to let some old faggot bitch you out like that. You're really pathetic.
  13. #33
    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Paws If you're an adult then fucking move out of the house. What kind of man are you to let some old faggot bitch you out like that. You're really pathetic.

    No balls.
  14. #34
    Serious Question.

    What is the difference between Amphetamine (Salt 2 compound?) and Methamphetamine? what is Meth? is it the meth combination that makes people more likely to hallucinate? does the meth part of it have to be in the drug. why not just make amphetamine?
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The feds are arresting and charging people all the time for "make quick cash" online schemes. They detest when people make money online outside approved crooked channels. All they have to do is provide even the slightest notion that you are unqualified to provide IQ tests to people and they can get the arrest warrant. They inevitably label it as wire fraud. I've read through hundreds of cases where the person was prosecuted for schemes which weren't even illegal. The only thing that really matters to them is that you are pulling dollars away from the thieves in the crooked system, not that you've broken any laws. Plus, you would have a whole pack of whackjobs suing you when they get either too good or too poor results.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by -SpectraL The feds are arresting and charging people all the time for "make quick cash" online schemes. They detest when people make money online outside approved crooked channels. All they have to do is provide even the slightest notion that you are unqualified to provide IQ tests to people and they can get the arrest warrant. They inevitably label it as wire fraud. I've read through hundreds of cases where the person was prosecuted for schemes which weren't even illegal. The only thing that really matters to them is that you are pulling dollars away from the thieves in the crooked system, not that you've broken any laws. Plus, you would have a whole pack of whackjobs suing you when they get either too good or too poor results.

    "These tests are experimental. I am not a licensed psychologist or psychometrician, although I have some aspirations in this field.

    I will try to statistically validate my experiments, so that their accuracy will resemble standardized tests. Still, any results received should still be taken with a grain of salt.

    If you attempt my tests, consider it as a fun game which will give you a quotient that is representative of your intellectual functioning, but not necessarily intellectual functioning in and of itself, which has many factors, some still unexplored in modern psychology."

    urine idiot

    fixt
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Serious Question.

    What is the difference between Amphetamine (Salt 2 compound?) and Methamphetamine? what is Meth? is it the meth combination that makes people more likely to hallucinate? does the meth part of it have to be in the drug. why not just make amphetamine?

    potency
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Take it as it comes... "These tests are experimental. I am not a licensed psychologist or psychometrician, although I have some aspirations in this field.

    I will try to statistically validate my experiments, so that their accuracy will resemble standardized tests. Still, any results received should still be taken with a grain of salt.

    If you attempt my tests, consider it as a fun game which will give you a quotient that is representative of your intellectual functioning, but not necessarily intellectual functioning in and of itself, which has many factors, some still unexplored in modern psychology."

    urine idiot

    fixt

    The feds don't care about disclaimers. In fact, they go out of their way to ignore them. As I said, I've read through hundreds of cases. First, they freeze your bank account. Then they raid you. Their MO is basically "tell it to the judge".
  19. #39
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Pay your taxes and you'll be ok.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Serious Question.

    What is the difference between Amphetamine (Salt 2 compound?) and Methamphetamine? what is Meth? is it the meth combination that makes people more likely to hallucinate? does the meth part of it have to be in the drug. why not just make amphetamine?

    The effect is damageing the mind the differance is the amount of damage done from one substance and the other amphetamines do a minor damage and the effect is way shorter than meth while meth causes alot of damage and last alot longer. Meth is considered a 7 year addiction because thats how long it takes to ware your brain out from it and kill yourself.
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