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2021-11-14 at 10:47 AM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 10:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo What was the occasion?
Lysergic acid diethylamide, also known colloquially as acid, is a psychedelic drug. Effects typically include intensified thoughts, emotions, and sensory perception. At sufficiently high dosages LSD manifests primarily visual, as well as auditory, hallucinations. Wikipedia -
2021-11-14 at 12:01 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 12:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Lysergic acid diethylamide, also known colloquially as acid, is a psychedelic drug. Effects typically include intensified thoughts, emotions, and sensory perception. At sufficiently high dosages LSD manifests primarily visual, as well as auditory, hallucinations. Wikipedia
Dude I swear to god last time I did acid, I could feel my insides processing the food I ate earlier. I ate Chicken Karahi and I swear I could feel all my internals pushing it out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-14 at 12:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Dude I swear to god last time I did acid, I could feel my insides processing the food I ate earlier. I ate Chicken Karahi and I swear I could feel all my internals pushing it out.
I was kidding but yes. To each their own . I just get drawn to bridges and music for some reason. -
2021-11-14 at 12:16 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 12:16 PM UTCAlso I get drawn to... Drawing.
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2021-11-14 at 3:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls Taking a shit is like a ritual for me
If there was a shitting expert who could rate my awesome poops on texture and odour etc and the zen like environment I take them in I’d get a 10/10 A*+
I’ve really mastered my diet to give me godlike shits
I also have to poop naked, and I never use public shitters I always pay for a premium shitting environment with luxury brand toilet roll
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2021-11-14 at 3:45 PM UTC
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2021-11-14 at 4:03 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-11-14 at 4:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by Solstice I always end up wanting to lay down on the floor for some reason
I do too but not while naked. Even if my carpets are clean, I don't like the feeling of the fibres on my skin. I can't lie down in bed, it feels uncomfortable like I am slowly being absorbed into a marshmallow or some shit. Not comfy soft, more like quicksand/mud soft. -
2021-11-14 at 11:20 PM UTC
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2021-11-15 at 4:21 AM UTC
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2021-11-15 at 4:39 AM UTCOrder*
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2021-11-15 at 7:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls I shit 2-3 times a day always and my meals are 3 times a day with protein or fruit snacks in between meals
Morning, afternoon and evening shits otherwise I know I’ve not eaten correctly
Really? that surprises me. Could calorie intake be a contributing factor to this? I always associated needing to BM several times a day was an indication of a poor diet.
To further this discussion I would ask are these 2-3 daily BMs usually occur the same time every day or is totally random?
When i was in highschool and in my early twenties i used to eat like shit. I'd have fast food several times throughout the week. After I graduated highschool and I proudly had my very own shithole, the fridge was empty except for 2% milk. which was only ever really used for coffee. The freezer was full of microwavable meals and in the cupboards were Campbell's and Progresso soups.
When this was my diet, I would have to #2 usually multipl3 times a day and some days i had zero. It was pretty annoying and frustrating that my poop schedule was just as unpredictable as when you feel a sneeze c'mon.
Been regular for about 2 years or so, maybe longer. I don't know why or what the exact emotion I am experiencing is but knowing I poop once a day around the same time every day gives me a proud like feeling or maybe it's more like a reassurance.
Fuck it, yell it from the rooftops
"I'm have regular bowl movements and that makes me feel good about myself!"
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2021-11-15 at 8:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Really? that surprises me. Could calorie intake be a contributing factor to this? I always associated needing to BM several times a day was an indication of a poor diet.
To further this discussion I would ask are these 2-3 daily BMs usually occur the same time every day or is totally random?
When i was in highschool and in my early twenties i used to eat like shit. I'd have fast food several times throughout the week. After I graduated highschool and I proudly had my very own shithole, the fridge was empty except for 2% milk. which was only ever really used for coffee. The freezer was full of microwavable meals and in the cupboards were Campbell's and Progresso soups.
When this was my diet, I would have to #2 usually multipl3 times a day and some days i had zero. It was pretty annoying and frustrating that my poop schedule was just as unpredictable as when you feel a sneeze c'mon.
Been regular for about 2 years or so, maybe longer. I don't know why or what the exact emotion I am experiencing is but knowing I poop once a day around the same time every day gives me a proud like feeling or maybe it's more like a reassurance.
Fuck it, yell it from the rooftops
"I'm have regular bowl movements and that makes me feel good about myself!"
Ok BM it is. Of course calorie intake has to be a factor but as long as your diet isn’t extremely shitty if you eat fruit, fibre, protein snacks between meals it works out well (nuts and raisins for example), well it does for me
I don’t drink tea or coffee and the only milk I have is almond milk I’m having that with fruit and nut weetabix for breakfast right now with an orange juice
Oh and a banana too I usually have 2 a day
Sometimes I do have the odd unpredictable little BM
Shitting gives me a good feeling too it’s probably your body thanking you for that BM because it wanted to get rid of all the nasty shit left behind that has now exited your body
So basically your body wants the good stuff in and pushes the bad stuff out
That’s one of the reasons we throw up too, it’s your body saying wtf asshole get that nasty stuff out from me I want the good stuff in only
Man I can’t wait for my next shit now
Exercise too as long as you get some it doesn’t matter what it is but I’ll be honest I don’t get enough
But that’s just me everyone is differentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-11-15 at 10:26 AM UTCOP i hope you never get dope dick lol
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2021-11-15 at 10:40 AM UTCIn fact I'm taking a shit while I type this
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2021-11-15 at 12:24 PM UTCMe too lol
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Ok that’s breakfast already out I guess
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2021-11-15 at 12:27 PM UTCPears are gay
