Wine+cheese

1. 2021-11-04 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood a donkey horse dick

   
   Good heavens!
2. 2021-11-04 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This thread encouraged me to go to Aldi at lunchtime where I purchased some pepperjack cheese and 12 month matured white cheddar.
   
   I shall be dining on cheese and tomato sandwiches for dinner.

   
   Cheese and onion ftw
   
   
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3. 2021-11-04 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This thread encouraged me to go to Aldi at lunchtime where I purchased some pepperjack cheese and 12 month matured white cheddar.
   
   I shall be dining on cheese and tomato sandwiches for dinner.

   
   Slather on that mayo
   
   How do brits feel about mayo? Also, why hasn't spiced jelly caught on anywhere else?
4. 2021-11-05 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #44
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   mac and cheese tonight with a side of spinach
   
   
5. 2021-11-05 at 12 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Slather on that mayo
   
   How do brits feel about mayo?

   
   Hellman's only in this expanding gut.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Sudo
6. 2021-11-05 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #46
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i consider helmans to be white trash poor mayo
   
   
7. 2021-11-05 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i consider helmans to be white trash poor mayo

   
   Nah the white trash poor mayo comes from the 99 cent store and tastes like the puss you might suck out of an infected stool.
8. 2021-11-05 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #48
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Enjoy the resulting breasts.

   
   good. you can sell it off as percs.
   
   we chinese are so manly that without soy and soy derivatives we would grow 2 more testicles.
9. 2021-11-05 at 12:26 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Miracle whip is to hellmans what margarine is to butter.
   
   So it will give you radioactive cancer
10. 2021-11-05 at 12:26 PM UTC

    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good. you can sell it off as percs.
    
    we chinese are so manly that without soy and soy derivatives we would grow 2 more testicles.

    
    4 tiny peas do not equate to 2 large cabbages.
11. 2021-11-05 at 12:29 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    
    Wariat buys that just for the kid on the front
12. 2021-11-05 at 12:43 PM UTC

    #52
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah the white trash poor mayo comes from the 99 cent store and tastes like the puss you might suck out of an infected stool.

    
    99 cent store is where I always see Hellmans. Maybe our dollar stores are just a cut above the USA
13. 2021-11-05 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sudo Also, why hasn't spiced jelly caught on anywhere else?

    
    Hellmann’s is garbage. Pepper jelly is a thing in the south. Not sure if it’s the same as what you’re referring to.
14. 2021-11-05 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #54
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I used to buy pepper jelly and goat milk soap at the farmers market
    
    
15. 2021-11-05 at 12:52 PM UTC

    #55
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Ultimately condiments are used by the poor to hide the taste of their cheap inferior food.
    
    A quality cheese or steak doesn't need anything adding to it other than a mouthful of saliva to aid digestion.
16. 2021-11-05 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #56
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 4 tiny peas do not equate to 2 large cabbages.

    
    good.
    
    large testicles are sign of a species' female infidelity.
17. 2021-11-05 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #57
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good.
    
    large testicles are sign of a species' female infidelity.

    
    Female infidelity only happens to betas
18. 2021-11-05 at 1:41 PM UTC

    #58
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Female infidelity only happens to betas

    
    all alphás were once betas until their time has come, and will again become beta in due course of time.
19. 2021-11-05 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #59
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny all alphás were once betas until their time has come, and will again become beta in due course of time.

    
    That's beta philosophy
20. 2021-11-05 at 3:39 PM UTC

    #60
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Female infidelity only happens to betas

    
    Holy shit that's fucking rich