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  1. #1
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Cheese general thread, wine is bourgeois and sickly sweet. Real toxic males just drink whiskey and beer IN THAT ORDER
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    i thought you really meant wine and cheese
  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I really thought the first comment would be "kill yourself"
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    No but i am sorry
  5. #5
    Have you tried wasting your money on needless things, that always cheers me up.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Damn I thought we were about to talk charchoochie boards in this thread
  7. #7
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash i thought you really meant wine and cheese

    Same
  8. #8
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Incessant Same

    wine or cheese?
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash wine or cheese?

    Both
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Sudo I'm depressed af already and the only things that make me happy are spending time with chillins and riding around listening to music making movies in my head. I can't even read a book my thoughts are so intrusive most of the time. I called a therapist the other day who was clearly intimidated by my list of mental/emotional problems because she quickly hung up. She had 7 5 star reviews on yelp then hung up because I have actual problems. I'm probably under investigation. Someone close to me is probably dying. I talked to a family lawyer who said I might be better off selling my house than getting my baby mom to go quietly. I feel old af and in constant pain. I don't feel I'm living well at all. I think about violence far too often and worry I'll fall into a fugue state and sucker a random dipshit at the grocery store. I worry about the effect of my baby mammers instability on my son. My other daughters mom is a dumb lame smol ho who I wish I had more faith in. Any way I cut it I'm gonna be paying tons for lawyers in thr next bit. My two pending settlements will take a while.

    I wish I could take a shower and come out and have all this toxic negativity washed away. If the world left me alone I'd be ok. I really do need some kinda therapy tho. Thank you all for being my shitposting coping mechanism. You can all come stay at my place provided I don't have to sell it and you promise not to steal anything.

    Damn, I thought this was actually going to be a thread about wine and cheese, I was all ready with my cheese recommendations...and then this. SMDH

    Signed: Disappointed in Houston.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Damn, I thought this was actually going to be a thread about wine and cheese, I was all ready with my cheese recommendations…and then this. SMDH

    Signed: Disappointed in Houston.

    I've honestly thought before that you would be a great person to eat cheese with and considered making a thread about it. It would be all Wallace and Gromitesque.

    Please allow this to be the place to gruyere your grievances
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    Here I am back in the old days.

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  13. #13
    Originally posted by Sudo I've honestly thought before that you would be a great person to eat cheese with and considered making a thread about it. It would be all Wallace and Gromitesque.

    Please allow this to be the place to gruyere your grievances

    this post made me associate cheese with homosexual events and acts.
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  14. #14
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this post made me associate cheese with homosexual events and acts.

    Clearly you're a Brie lover.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Where do we stand on wensleydale folks?
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    Originally posted by Sudo Where do we stand on wensleydale folks?

    Delicious served with apple slices.
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  17. #17
    I've yet to find a good Cheshire Cheese here in the US, or a good Red Leicester. I've been to a couple of specialist food stores here in Houston but it's prepackaged shit and simply a shadow of the real thing. It's been 3yrs now since I went home due to covidian, My need for good strong blue Stilton is becoming unmanageable.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clearly you're a Brie lover.

    i'm more of a dou-hua person.
  19. #19
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i'm more of a dou-hua person.

    "Douhua
    Douhua (Chinese: 豆花; pinyin: dòuhuā) is a Chinese sweet or savoury snack made with very tender tofu"

    GTFO of here Tofu boy.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've yet to find a good Cheshire Cheese here in the US, or a good Red Leicester. I've been to a couple of specialist food stores here in Houston but it's prepackaged shit and simply a shadow of the real thing. It's been 3yrs now since I went home due to covidian, My need for good strong blue Stilton is becoming unmanageable.

    Red Leicester is in every grocery store here. Blame the New NAFTA agreement for unfair cheese prices and import controls. Sounds ridiculous but it's true, you guys are lucky 5onget a decent clothed cheddar. Comte is expensive af here since covid too. It's a sin that imported cheeses have such elastic demand and subject to such stringent price controls and logistics routes. There is a world famous cheeserie about an hours drive from here I can't wait to visit soon although their prices have gone up since COVID as well. I bet the UK has been paying alot more for cheese since leaving the EU too. Nobody ever thinks of the cheeses when it comes to international economic diplomacy
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