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  1. #61
    Originally posted by Solstice Holy shit that's fucking rich

    Yes, it's extremely wealthy in it's wisdom.
  2. #62
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, it's extremely wealthy in it's wisdom.

    No, it's extremely ignorant and delusional.

    No one is going to take relationship advice from a dude with multiple ex wives.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Solstice No, it's extremely ignorant and delusional.

    No one is going to take relationship advice from a dude with multiple ex wives.

    If you want to avoid car problems or know how to deal with them you go to someone who has dealt with them and fixed the issues...not someone who has never owned a car or whose car has driven perfectly since new.

    You'll learn kid.
  4. #64
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you want to avoid car problems or know how to deal with them you go to someone who has dealt with them and fixed the issues…not someone who has never owned a car or whose car has driven perfectly since new.

    You'll learn kid.

    You didn't fix the cars though, you scrapped them and got new ones.
  5. #65
    Originally posted by Solstice You didn't fix the cars though, you scrapped them and got new ones.

    Fixed the issues, not the cars.
  6. #66
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fixed the issues, not the cars.

    Did you work on the cars urself? going to Jiffy lube and getting some kid to change your oil doesn't count.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Nile Did you work on the cars urself? going to Jiffy lube and getting some kid to change your oil doesn't count.

    Back in my younger days as previously mentioned I was all about motorcycles...which I was 100% maintaining myself. Strip those things down to their nuts..and bolts and put it back together.

    The spares shop employees were on first name terms with me as I'd be in there every couple of days for something or other. Naturally a lot of that knowledge can be applied to car maintenance too...so yes I've done some car maintenance. Of course at my current station in life, that of being a Superior British White man living in the Stupid South of America I now pay people to do my dirty work.

    ..and no that isn't a reference to paying men to fuck my wives while I sit in the corner shaking my flap of skin
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  8. #68
    I refuse to buy wine it's supported raised and empowred by communism and anti capitslists that make it illegal to sell wine made in one state in another via canadian anti capitalism anti free consumer laws due to greedy 1% farm rapists that steal and collectivize the industrial alcohol output of the ag sector.

    Absolutely fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed. Cheese isnt far off.

    Fucking communist bread lines I can't swallow ineffecient market practices sorry but if you can't keep up you deserve to starve to death
  9. #69
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I refuse to buy wine

    consuming it makes you just as guilty...
  10. #70
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my younger days as previously mentioned I was all about motorcycles…which I was 100% maintaining myself. Strip those things down to their nuts..and bolts and put it back together.

    The spares shop employees were on first name terms with me as I'd be in there every couple of days for something or other. Naturally a lot of that knowledge can be applied to car maintenance too…so yes I've done some car maintenance. Of course at my current station in life, that of being a Superior British White man living in the Stupid South of America I now pay people to do my dirty work.

    ..and no that isn't a reference to paying men to fuck my wives while I sit in the corner shaking my flap of skin

    Do you know much about Harleys? I've got a sportster and hoping to get a road king for the summer. I remember one of the first youtubers was a British guy named "geriatric1927" or something who was a British guy who spent his life riding and fixing bikes. Seemed like a nice guy. Brits seem to like little 650s and shit like that.

    It's kinda crazy that evil kneivel did a his stunts on a 650cc, likely because it was so light and he was most comfortable on it.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson consuming it makes you just as guilty…

    I don't drink that shit it's fucking communist swill fuck them I drink capitalism juice like jack daniels or rye whiskey or the fucking pheasant nigger ouzo


    Hebrews hate regulations when they effect them instead of their competitors
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Sudo Do you know much about Harleys? I've got a sportster and hoping to get a road king for the summer. I remember one of the first youtubers was a British guy named "geriatric1927" or something who was a British guy who spent his life riding and fixing bikes. Seemed like a nice guy. Brits seem to like little 650s and shit like that.

    It's kinda crazy that evil kneivel did a his stunts on a 650cc, likely because it was so light and he was most comfortable on it.

    Ah yes Harleys, obsolete/low performance technology for twice the price of a far superior modern motorcycle

    Just go ahead and buy an iphone too.
  13. #73
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't drink that shit it's fucking communist swill fuck them I drink capitalism juice like jack daniels or rye whiskey or the fucking pheasant nigger ouzo


    Hebrews hate regulations when they effect them instead of their competitors

    You should try water once in a while young man.
  14. #74
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This thread encouraged me to go to Aldi at lunchtime where I purchased some pepperjack cheese and 12 month matured white cheddar.

    I shall be dining on cheese and tomato sandwiches for dinner.

    Im sure there is some sarcastic reason for this ^

    Cheese and Tomato is a Biden Special at "Melts" in San Francisco ever since then Veep visited the city and went in and ordered it. The fucking guy likes my favorite lunch (during winter) Tomato Soup and a Grilled Cheese with Tomato Slice.

    thankfully I dont like tomatoes anymore.. just the little cherry tomatoes is all I eat.
  15. #75
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't drink that shit it's fucking communist swill fuck them I drink capitalism juice like jack daniels or rye whiskey or the fucking pheasant nigger ouzo


    Hebrews hate regulations when they effect them instead of their competitors

    I thought you told me Lucy is J'ewish. your boyfriend is a J'ew. how does he/her parents like your anti-semitic statements?
  16. #76
    Sarcastic?

    Um no, cheese and tomato is and always shall be my favorite sandwich. I already stated this in the "what kind of sandwich are you" thread...where I identified as a cucumber sandwich but said my fav was cheese and tomato.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should try water once in a while young man.

    are you insane. Drinking water just means you will puke it back up because the human body is a fucking retard. Do NOT ever drink or eat or do very minimum because vomit YOU WOULD THINK BEING HUNGOVER THE BEST IDEA WOULD BE TO EAT AND DRINK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT NO

    FUCK THAT

    SUFFERING IS THE BEST WAY
  18. #78
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah yes Harleys, obsolete/low performance technology for twice the price of a far superior modern motorcycle

    Just go ahead and buy an iphone too.

    Elaborate. What's better? Suzuki? Better hope you don't hit a fly and total it
  19. #79
    Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Only gay people have wine with cheese
  20. #80
    Nile bump
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Only gay people have wine with cheese

    I was going to make a French joke here but it's too easy.
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