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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blaster master Can you answer the question and not diss on my custom meals?

    She is incapable of answering a question.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blaster master Can you answer the question and not diss on my custom meals?

    She is incapable of answering a question.

    Originally posted by Technologist I just have a hard time putting sweets on salty meats. Then again I’m a salt freak.
    Don’t like those McGriddles, or syrup all over my breakfast🤷‍♀️

    ^No tits and can't cook.

    Pay no attention to her. Sweet and salt with meat it a home run if you know what you are doing.

    Take a flank steak, butterfly it, pound it thin, run apples through a mandoline, layer the apples like terracotta roof, cover with crushed walnuts or pecans. drizzle with a reduction made from any old blended whiskey (reserving half, real maple syrup, and brown sugar, add fresh shredded smoked gouda, top with dried cranberries, roll it up, tie it with butchers string, slowly brown the out side thoroughly, place in a preheated oven at 350 in covered dutch oven for 45 minutes, remove the lid, top with remaining reduction, more crushed nuts and cranberries, and broil under a medium heat for 10 more minutes. Allow to cool and set for 5 minutes, and slice it into delicious sweet, salty, cheesey pinwheels from heaven.

    Or just try one of these.

    https://foodfornet.com/29-fun-recipes-combine-fruit-meat/
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    But if I was a sandwich it would be an after Thanksgiving sandwich.

    You start with a good hard roll or kaiser. After splitting the roll butter that bottom. On top of that mayonnaise or miracle whip (whichever you prefer). Next take stuffing (the stuff from inside the bird not the dressing that was baked in a pan) and form a patty and place it on top of the mayo/miracle. Then comes the turkey (white meat). The final layer is a thick slice of gelled cranberry sauce (the only legit use for the gelled style everything else requires actual cranberry sauce), and finally butter the top of your roll and apply salt and pepper.

    It my home it is known as the Turkey Pigwhich.
  4. G African Astronaut
    Taylor Pork Roll & egg is epic too, NJ heads stand up !



  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G Taylor Pork Roll & egg is epic too, NJ heads stand up !




    Man to each his own but that shit is gawdawful. I did the Brady Bunch thing for about 11 years with a gal from Northeast Jersey (Bergen County). Her and her kids loved that crap. About the only two thing worse are Scrapple and SPAM in that order. SPAM is the absolute worst with the possible exception of Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product. I can't be sure about Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product as I have never eaten Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product and thankfully never will eat Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product as it is no longer made. But Steve tells me Ralph's Potted Meat Food Product smells like a can of dogfood would smell if your head was up a horses ass.

  6. G African Astronaut
    I love Taylor ham sliced thin then griddled. Can't fuck w/ potted meats nor SPAM though.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you know it's good when they have to write 'food product' on the label
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  8. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    ears, nose, tripe, butthole etc. basicly cat or dog food with spices.

    HOWEVER> It's not that bad on finger sandwich and crackers. its like liverwurst but more like by-productwurst
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by G I love Taylor ham sliced thin then griddled. Can't fuck w/ potted meats nor SPAM though.

    Pretty much anything in a can from Hormel sucks
  10. Lanny would be your classic soup sandwich.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Speedy Parker wud be a Hot Cuban sandwich. Spectral wud be an Italian Sub sandwich.
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Taylor Pork Roll & egg is epic too, NJ heads stand up !




    Ugh again with your gross food
  13. Originally posted by Meikai Scronny hates the diagonally folded bread and looks at me like I'm a MONSTER for doing it. IF YOU HAVE SAUSAGES OR DOGS AND NO BUNS, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU TO DO? HMM? smh

    NOT EAT FUCKING HOT DOGS!!!
  14. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Ugh again with your gross food

    Be gone Gnome.
  15. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by G Taylor Pork Roll & egg is epic too, NJ heads stand up !




    FUCK YOU


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  16. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    cucumber sandwich
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  17. Originally posted by mashlehash cucumber sandwich

    Good choice.
  18. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Mhm
  19. Strange how no one is stepping up to be the shit sandwich. I'll nominate st|1 to get the ball rolling.
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Now Biden Melt Special.
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