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What's the deal with Strip Club Private Rooms?

  1. #21
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    It sounds like your hand will be even sorer after you get home and abuse it.
  2. #22
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    dude 40 bucks is like nothing I spent like hundreds even in Poland the few times i went to strip clubs.
  3. #23
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by stl1 You don't go back there without making the deal that you get your rocks off or you don't go. Those girls are pros at teasing you out of your money with only a lick and a promise.

    underaged girls are even better at this on social media and online dating sites in Poland.
  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I got invited to a Mens Club in the City by some lady (real lady)

    she was pretty cute. but I threw it away. I was going to take a photo of it for you guys to hit up if in the city but knew you guys would say it's just Traps
  5. #25
    Back home now. The girl's name was Sophie. I tipped her 500uah. Total damage for the evening was 100uah entry, 1000uah drinks deposit, 440uah excess, and 500uah tip for Sophie. Oh, and when I went to pay the excess the shitty, lazy, useless bar girl "suggested" I pay the 60uah as a tip. So 2100uah total = $80.

    Not that bad for a once off experience.

    Back at my scary cyberpunk commieblock apartment. It has a great view, but the tiny, old, rickety and jerky elevator fills me with terror everytime it lifts me the 14 floors to my AirBNB.

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  6. #26
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    man ukraine is cheap compared to most of poland.
  7. #27
    fj
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  8. #28
    In the lap-dance booth Sophie put me let me kiss her neck, rub her boobs, then she had me stand up and she sort of twerked/dry humped me two different times, stuff like that. At one point I got close to feeling up her vagina, but she closed her legs - didn't like that.

    Then the rest of the night she called by me and kissed me, let me touch her, kiss her, and felt up my boobs (I know, wtf) and sat and drank the massively expensive special stripper house cocktail. She went through two, 450uah ($17) each. In retrospect maybe I should have simply sprung the 1440uah ($54) for the bottle of Champagne.
  9. #29


    Super short video.
  10. #30
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wow cool show.
  11. #31
    The people in front are some sort of management. They know all the staff and talk to them a lot. There were people to my left, but they seemed like something related to the club too. I seemed to be the only outside customer there. No idea how the economics of all that works.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Back home now. The girl's name was Sophie. I tipped her 500uah. Total damage for the evening was 100uah entry, 1000uah drinks deposit, 440uah excess, and 500uah tip for Sophie. Oh, and when I went to pay the excess the shitty, lazy, useless bar girl "suggested" I pay the 60uah as a tip. So 2100uah total = $80.

    Not that bad for a once off experience.

    Back at my scary cyberpunk commieblock apartment. It has a great view, but the tiny, old, rickety and jerky elevator fills me with terror everytime it lifts me the 14 floors to my AirBNB.


    Oops, forgot I paid 600uah to Sophie for the private dance. So actually more like 2700uah = $102.50.

    Which is getting expensive for a night in Kyiv.
  13. #33
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    we should hang out man.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Wariat we should hang out man.

    This.

    Me too.
  15. #35
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yes strippers are prostitute in private rooms. I’ve never been to a strip club and have no desire to go, but I’ve been told plenty of stories about the private rooms from some of my meat head friends.
  16. #36
    Yeah ive been to strip clubs like less than 20 times in me loife. Which is funny bc i briefly worked the door at one too. Theres dudes who can go wherever and get whatever they want, but if youre not that guy, you need to go with a bit of spending money and be comfortable coming out of pocket a bit. Also use body language or playful language to suggest what you want without being so vulgar n up front that you disk getting blown off or dragged out. Every single time i went with my friend he ended up at least getting his dick sucked in the private dance room. I ofc was way too scared to ask for that shit but apparently it does work. Lol when i first went, the strippers actually had to physically put my hands on them.
  17. #37
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Am I that guy?
  18. #38
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked the strippers actually had to physically put my hands on them.

    A lot of them do that to make sure you're not a cop..as cops are not "hands on". I dated a stripper and that's one of the "tricks" she told me about when they are trying to identify undercover cops. The club she worked at got raided like once a month.
  19. #39
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why would cops tell later after getting their dicks sucked?
  20. #40
    Originally posted by Wariat why would cops tell later after getting their dicks sucked?

    Because they don't get heir dicks sucked, they are there to observe such behavior and then arrest...they also are never there alone so he couldn't get his dick sucked because his 2 buddy cops would obviously then arrest him too...if all 3 were in on it then the 6 outside would be wondering why no one was ever arrested...

    ETA: Also another reason for the VIP room, cops tend not to go in those either because of the expense etc and them being cheap bastards.
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