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What's the deal with Strip Club Private Rooms?

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Do they actually do more than just dances and shit there?
  2. #2
    Yes, lol...you've never been in one?
  3. #3
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, lol…you've never been in one?

    Obviously not.

    I'm staying in an AirBNB in a commie-block with a strip club nearby, might call in and support the local ladies.
  4. #4
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    they will ride your dick but with your clothes on.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Obviously not.

    I'm staying in an AirBNB in a commie-block with a strip club nearby, might call in and support the local ladies.

    Dunno about Commies but here in Houston you usually get at least a blowjob in the VIP room, often full sex too. Of course you have to buy a bottle of champagne first to get in the VIP room which is like $75.. (for a $20 bottle)..and then you have to pay the girl for the services required...cheaper to search for "hot stones" on facebook marketplace and have them come over.
  6. #6
    Just ask her upfront before you pay to go in..."what am I gonna get"
  7. #7
    stl1 Dark Matter
    "A venereal disease."
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by stl1 "A venereal disease."

    Gramps didnt learn about wearing a jacket when its raining
  9. #9
    stl1 Dark Matter
    Sonny boy, back when I was growing up jackets hadn't been invented yet!
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  10. #10
    i ask them how their day went
  11. #11
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    In the club now
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    take pics.
  13. #13
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    And get beat up by squareheaded vodka drinking Ukrainians?
  14. #14
    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Did you bring money?
  15. #15
    General Butt.Naked African Astronaut
    Subbed for sexy adventure
  16. #16
    Tell her some bullshit about taking her to America...
  17. #17
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    Just had a really nice private dance. 600uah (about $20). Nothing more mentioned.
  18. #18
    Just ask, does this fee include the pork and potatoes?
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  19. #19
    stl1 Dark Matter
    You don't go back there without making the deal that you get your rocks off or you don't go. Those girls are pros at teasing you out of your money with only a lick and a promise.
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  20. #20
    Donald Trump Space Nigga
    The girl I got the private dance from just came back and pressured me into buying a champagne (1400uah, about $40). When I said nah she got me to buy her a cocktail at 450uah. Then she showed me her scary strong callused hands and amazing hand massage technique. She is currently off, and will soon be doing her turn dancing on stage. I am just sitting alone with my drink and sore hand.
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