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  1. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i want to phone-rape you.

    Knock Knock..
  2. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Knock Knock..

    Who's there?
  3. no one apparently.
  4. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?

    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  5. Knock knock

    Knock knock

    No you're supposed to say Who's there

    Knock knock

    knock knock

    No, who's there

    It's me

    No you're supposed to say who's there

    knock knock

    I know it's you
  6. knock knock

    click clack

    bang bang
  7. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny knock knock

    click clack

    bang bang

    Knock knock

    Good morning. Are you making coffee and bacon for breakfast? Are you sure you aren't hungover? Good, cos this is your boss. Justify your paycheck.
  8. What value did you deliver to the organisation overnight? Make sure to include reasons why your decisions were relevant to the business goals, justifiable, and specific. Did you perform a cost-benefit analysis before they were carried out?
  9. Originally posted by Donald Trump Knock knock

    Good morning. Are you making coffee and bacon for breakfast? Are you sure you aren't hungover? Good, cos this is your boss. Justify your paycheck.

    Not shitting here. Please all contractors try to respond.
  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump What value did you deliver to the organisation overnight? Make sure to include reasons why your decisions were relevant to the business goals, justifiable, and specific. Did you perform a cost-benefit analysis before they were carried out?

    i resisted the temptation to commit sexual misconduct today.
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    You think you’re pretty good huh? Well I got something for you ...
  15. CandyRein Black Hole


    *kisses necklace*

    This is for you , mom..❤️


    😭

    Omgg I love this movie so much ..
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  17. I wanna watch that. Lanny said he’s never seen Blair Witch when we were scrolling through stuff the other day. I said wtf, so that’s on our spooky season list too.

    Some people’s kids AMIRITE
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. CandyRein Black Hole


    Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor

    Have your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got you

    Wanna show me you could work it, baby? No problem

    Get on top, then get to bounce around like a low rider

    I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit

    After you work up a sweat, you could play with the stick

    I'm tryin' to explain, baby, the best way I can

    I'll melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (Ha-ha)🎵



  19. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    otakunigger
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