Random Thoughts

1. 2021-10-01 at 7:55 AM UTC

   #11701
   

   Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i want to phone-rape you.

   
   Knock Knock..
2. 2021-10-01 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #11702
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Knock Knock..

   
   Who's there?
3. 2021-10-01 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #11703
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   no one apparently.
4. 2021-10-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #11704
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Banana.
   Banana who?
   
   Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Banana.
   Banana who?
   
   Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Banana.
   Banana who?
   
   Knock, knock!
   Who’s there?
   Orange.
   Orange who?
   Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
5. 2021-10-01 at 5:10 PM UTC

   #11705
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Knock knock
   
   Knock knock
   
   No you're supposed to say Who's there
   
   Knock knock
   
   knock knock
   
   No, who's there
   
   It's me
   
   No you're supposed to say who's there
   
   knock knock
   
   I know it's you
6. 2021-10-01 at 5:29 PM UTC

   #11706
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   knock knock
   
   click clack
   
   bang bang
7. 2021-10-01 at 11:25 PM UTC

   #11707
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny knock knock
   
   click clack
   
   bang bang

   
   Knock knock
   
   Good morning. Are you making coffee and bacon for breakfast? Are you sure you aren't hungover? Good, cos this is your boss. Justify your paycheck.
8. 2021-10-01 at 11:34 PM UTC

   #11708
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What value did you deliver to the organisation overnight? Make sure to include reasons why your decisions were relevant to the business goals, justifiable, and specific. Did you perform a cost-benefit analysis before they were carried out?
9. 2021-10-01 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #11709
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Knock knock
   
   Good morning. Are you making coffee and bacon for breakfast? Are you sure you aren't hungover? Good, cos this is your boss. Justify your paycheck.

   
   Not shitting here. Please all contractors try to respond.
10. 2021-10-01 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #11710
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump What value did you deliver to the organisation overnight? Make sure to include reasons why your decisions were relevant to the business goals, justifiable, and specific. Did you perform a cost-benefit analysis before they were carried out?

    
    i resisted the temptation to commit sexual misconduct today.
11. 2021-10-02 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #11711
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
12. 2021-10-02 at 5 AM UTC

    #11712
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
13. 2021-10-02 at 5:06 AM UTC

    #11713
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
14. 2021-10-02 at 5:10 AM UTC

    #11714
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    You think you’re pretty good huh? Well I got something for you ...
15. 2021-10-02 at 5:12 AM UTC

    #11715
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    *kisses necklace*
    
    This is for you , mom..❤️
    
    
    😭
    
    Omgg I love this movie so much ..
16. 2021-10-02 at 7:51 PM UTC

    #11716
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
17. 2021-10-02 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #11717
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I wanna watch that. Lanny said he’s never seen Blair Witch when we were scrolling through stuff the other day. I said wtf, so that’s on our spooky season list too.
    
    Some people’s kids AMIRITE
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CandyRein
18. 2021-10-03 at 5:25 AM UTC

    #11718
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    
    
    Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
    
    Have your friends teasin' you 'bout how sprung I got you
    
    Wanna show me you could work it, baby? No problem
    
    Get on top, then get to bounce around like a low rider
    
    I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit
    
    After you work up a sweat, you could play with the stick
    
    I'm tryin' to explain, baby, the best way I can
    
    I'll melt in your mouth, girl, not in your hand (Ha-ha)🎵
    
    
    
    
19. 2021-10-03 at 5:56 AM UTC

    #11719
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    otakunigger
20. 2021-10-03 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #11720
    

    CandyRein Black Hole