The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2021-09-27 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #5701
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i don't even know how to play I am just a greedy capitalist that wants to buy sealed cases of magic and never sell them so nobody can ever enjoy them until I Make profit
   
   

   Months ago, when Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths was finalized, the world was a very different place. As we all adjust to a world altered by the spread of COVID-19, the word "corona" has taken on a new meaning.
   
   In context, the card we're about to show you made sense when it was originally conceived—"the Corona Beam" is Spacegodzilla's traditional breath weapon. However, we were unable to change our printing in time to address the new meaning of corona. The initial printing of Ikoria will arrive on shelves soon and this card will be part of the set, but we are taking steps to remove or change the card where possible.

   
   
2. 2021-09-27 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #5702
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   I hate card games, they are for faggotty children
3. 2021-09-27 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #5703
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   kill
4. 2021-09-27 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #5704
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Moida
5. 2021-09-27 at 5:32 PM UTC

   #5705
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
6. 2021-09-27 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #5706
   

   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   fuck im so tired im gonna die
7. 2021-09-27 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #5707
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   taco monday
8. 2021-09-28 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #5708
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Rape her
9. 2021-09-28 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #5709
   

   mmG African Astronaut
   Okay this thread is now about stories about aliens and robots and lasers and shit
10. 2021-09-28 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #5710
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    Once upon a time there was an alien who was a robot and he shot lasers at shit. The end.
11. 2021-09-28 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #5711
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    a nigger bot with a nigger alien and a nigger laser
12. 2021-09-28 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #5712
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    LazerNiggers is like Tron but with worldstar hip hop fights
13. 2021-09-28 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #5713
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
14. 2021-09-28 at 10:13 AM UTC

    #5714
    

    mmG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked LazerNiggers is like Tron but with worldstar hip hop fights

    
    Project Blackbeam
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • aldra
15. 2021-09-28 at 10:16 AM UTC

    #5715
    

    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
    The black reboot of Dune is going to be called Yung Doon where the titular character Yung Doon, played by Timothy Chalamet in blackface- leads a ragtag group of crips to protect the legendary blend of 11 herbs and spices.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmG, 
    • aldra
16. 2021-09-28 at 11:15 AM UTC

    #5716
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Cune
17. 2021-09-29 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #5717
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    NIGGER SPAM
18. 2021-09-29 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #5718
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    SPAM THIS SHIT
19. 2021-09-29 at 12:55 PM UTC

    #5719
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    KILL OT WITH FIRE
20. 2021-09-29 at 12:56 PM UTC

    #5720
    

    mmG African Astronaut
    AaaaaaAAAAAIRUEGHRAEAEAGHUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAGGGGGGVH