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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
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  3. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    this one time, at band camp. Speedy Parker ate a bunch of eggs with his butthole
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready this one time, at band camp. Speedy Parker ate a bunch of eggs with his butthole

    Thank you for letting me know how much I piss you off.
  5. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Correct they CHOOSE to.

    Leave him alone he's probably never even seen the ocean
  6. i went to take a shit and finny is gone.
  7. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i feel 77
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i went to take a shit and finny is gone.

    You need a porta-potty.
  9. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker But a moment in time Poindexter. Let's see how you look a month after you were run off the road on a motorcycle by a hit and run driver, had a compression fractures in T-1 through T-4 as well as C-6 and C-7, and then took on four guys while still walking with the assistance of a cane. One more thing though, you have to do well enough in the fight with a back that was just broken 4 weeks prior to cause your all four opponents to seek a protection order against you. So yeah Skippy I was a bit haggard after beating the the crap out of four guys and taking the lumps that comes with that type of territory. But I doubt you have ever been a real fight so you wouldn't know anything about taking hits and coming out on top.

    whatever, you just fell off your geek machine. quit frontin, nigger

    lets see you walk after i run you over with this, you haggard geezer.
  10. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    we should kill the weird. me first! go right ahead
  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i went to take a shit and finny is gone.

    Thats apparently common with multiple personalities
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Idk. What is 43 years old supposed to feel like?
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  14. Originally posted by WellHung Idk. What is 43 years old supposed to feel like?

    for you, suicide.
  15. Originally posted by WellHung Idk. What is 43 years old supposed to feel like?

    You should still be "livin the dream" till about 45..then shit takes a turn for the worse
  16. Originally posted by WellHung Idk. What is 43 years old supposed to feel like?

    Won't be long you'll be 70.
  17. Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Won't be long you'll be 70.

    how does it feel to be irrelevant?
  18. Originally posted by Kev how does it feel to be irrelevant?

    To you? Doesn't bother me much.
  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by STER0S i feel 77



    I feel G O O D ! ! !


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