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  1. #61
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You want to get whacked over the head multiple times with a cane or something?

    He hits me with that cane he better have a firearm on him as well. I'll shove that fucking thing right up his ass. Old man to Old man.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He hits me with that cane he better have a firearm on him as well. I'll shove that fucking thing right up his ass. Old man to Old man.

    And that's hardwood cane. Not just your run of the mill spruce or willow. You get whacked right on the top of the head a few times with that and you end up with skull fractures and possibly permanent brain damage.
  3. #63
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And that's hardwood cane. Not just your run of the mill spruce or willow. You get whacked right on the top of the head a few times with that and you end up with skull fractures and possibly permanent brain damage.

    umm.. Are you Dark Beaver by chance? would make sense. Cept he claims to be American. I think. I think he's Kr0z uncle or some shit. Kr0z mothers brother. He looks like he could be Half Mexican
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready umm.. Are you Dark Beaver by chance? would make sense. Cept he claims to be American. I think. I think he's Kr0z uncle or some shit. Kr0z mothers brother. He looks like he could be Half Mexican

    Darth Beaver, aka Jedi Moped, aka Yoda, aka JediKnight, aka TheDarkRodent, aka Speedy Parker. And he's not me.
  5. #65
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Darth Beaver, aka Jedi Moped, aka Yoda, aka JediKnight, aka TheDarkRodent, aka Speedy Parker. And he's not me.

    k just checking
  6. #66
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    bullshit you're in your late 80s
  7. #67
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little........ that would barely get you to graduate from airforce boot camp.

    im in my late 80s and can physically outperform every single person i know…including teenagers. a teeny-bopper (literally young enough to be my grand-kid) tried to outrun me a few weeks ago then when i caught him he tried pawning off the embarrassment by saying he got tired.

    also, post nude selfies

    post nude selfies
  8. #68
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little........ my avatar is close enough

    not nude enough.
  9. #69
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little......... as if anyone else on this site is showing their tits

    You said you were 88 back in 2017 or 18. that would make you in your 90s now. You're bad at keeping up with your own lies.
  10. #70
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little.........

    so you're a female Russian Atheist J'ew Ashkanazi Female Mossad with OK tits now?
  11. #71
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longling little labia along with his lovely lips like the lascivious lovely lass allowed his uncle larry when he was little.........

    looks like silicone valley.
  12. #72
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by stl1 Damn, is this you?



    lol

    god damn, even meta looks less haggard than that.
  13. #73
    He looks like Julian ASSange when he was doing the goblin thing.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #74
    What is this? A beauty contest or something?
  15. #75
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What is this? A beauty contest or something?

    Quite the opposite.
  16. #76
    mmG African Astronaut
    The Uglympics
  17. #77
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kev god damn, even meta looks less haggard than that.

    He has Kr0z' eyes. Which Kr0z inherited from his mum
  18. #78
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG The Uglympics

    u=Gold
  19. #79
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready u=Gold

    Fuck you, racist.
  20. #80
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Fuck you, racist.

    no. Fuck you Golder
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