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Do you physically feel your age?

  1. #41
    *showcases calves*
  2. #42
    Kev Space Nigga
    all you old depressing fucks make me snicker, it brings back the nostalgic days of edgy totseans acting like they are standing before a rotten world with nothing but sewage to get in their way.

    now you are all turning into sewage, not very empowering is it?

    oh and, i fucked your underage daughter. her tongue made the conspicuous wrinkles on my cock disappear and i feel like a kidiot again.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Kev all you old depressing fucks make me snicker, it brings back the nostalgic days of edgy totseans acting like they are standing before a rotten world with nothing but sewage to get in their way.

    now you are all turning into sewage, not very empowering is it?

    It's coming for you too...(assuming you don't kill yourself first which seems to be a thing with the weaker/younger folk)
  4. #44
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's coming for you too…(assuming you don't kill yourself first which seems to be a thing with the weaker/younger folk)

    not for many decades to come. im not handofzek or Bill Krozby.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Correct, REAL men CHOOSE to choose.

    men choose to choose,

    real men choose not to choose.
  6. #46
    mmG African Astronaut
    No I feel like I'm 12 years old.
  7. #47
    Originally posted by mmG No I feel like I'm 12 years old.

    once a bacha bazi,

    always a bacha bazi.
  8. #48
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny once a bacha bazi,

    always a bacha bazi.

    I am only 16
  9. #49
    Originally posted by mmG I am only 16

    take off your pants, leave the shirt on, and dance for me.
  10. #50
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'v had my head pushed into concrete, into the back of a car on my motorcycle, hit from behind on a bike and slammed to the ground, fell off a building, fell out of a tree house.

    I'v been hit by a car and dragged under it. had a bottle smashed over my head at a party (i was drunk, I told my friend to do it and do it on the first try)

    I have had broken ribs in a car accident rolling at 90mph destroying the car. had my hand pinned in a doorjam for about 4 minutes as a kid. and my same hand punch press by 40 thousand pounds of hydrolic pressure causing my finger to compound fracture and tear the fingernail off.

    lots of other shit. it comes back to you when you're older. when I get the flu, all of the body damage hurts the most. even my hair hurts. the hair folicals hurt. you just can't relax and forget you're older after 40. its coming for you guys.




    Damn, is this you?



    lol
  11. #51
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I have never been my age before so I am not certain how it is supposed to feel.



    It has obviously been a rough and bumpy road.

  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 It has obviously been a rough and bumpy road.


    Just a small bump here and there, nothing a man can't handle chippy.
  13. #53
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  14. #54
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny take off your pants, leave the shirt on, and dance for me.

    Gay^
  15. #55
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 It has obviously been a rough and bumpy road.


    Damn I forgot how hideous that nigga was
  16. #56
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    He seems to have a high paying job. Why doesn't he get a plastic surgeon to fix that. Not just for esthetics but also for health. Former truama Injuries can become problematic and he could get an infection under the scaring tissue that are hidden from Doctors and can turn into serious life threatening infection. But it's a good idea to have a normal looking nose. Stay out of bars were alcohol related comments will set you off. It's not a shallow statement but rather you could sell some of those 30 guns of yours to pay for it.
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He seems to have a high paying job. Why doesn't he get a plastic surgeon to fix that. Not just for esthetics but also for health. Former truama Injuries can become problematic and he could get an infection under the scaring tissue that are hidden from Doctors and can turn into serious life threatening infection. But it's a good idea to have a normal looking nose. Stay out of bars were alcohol related comments will set you off. It's not a shallow statement but rather you could sell some of those 30 guns of yours to pay for it.

    You want to get whacked over the head multiple times with a cane or something?
  18. #58
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Stl1 for the win here

    Not sure how I’m saying it because we have different views on the world and shit? But I do believe adapting to environments around you is crucial for survival so you tell me

    But no ya, I legit got smashed by the front end of a car that didn’t stop for a stop sign a long time ago, grow up or die, and you do not want that second option, humans are good
  19. #59
    "You got me, grandpa, but I had a long day, you know."
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready He seems to have a high paying job. Why doesn't he get a plastic surgeon to fix that. Not just for esthetics but also for health. Former truama Injuries can become problematic and he could get an infection under the scaring tissue that are hidden from Doctors and can turn into serious life threatening infection. But it's a good idea to have a normal looking nose. Stay out of bars were alcohol related comments will set you off. It's not a shallow statement but rather you could sell some of those 30 guns of yours to pay for it.

    The VA will fix it for free. But it doesn't bother me so why go through 3 needless surgeries. As for your infection theory LUL + Z
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