2021-09-08 at 8:56 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So early hours of this morning around 2 am I woke up with what seemed to be just an itchy ass. After 15 minutes of scratching it I realised it was beginning to become excruciatingly painful so decided to apply cream which did next to nothing and the pain got that bad I thought fuck this and called for an ambulabce and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah fuck it yo holmes to bel air!
I pulled up to a hospital about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later (True story continued)
Went straight to A&E and got seen to by this hot doctor after a fucked up 10 hour wait. She examined me and I began to notice she was developing beautifully teary eyes behind her covid mask.
I said Im sure Ive seen those pretty eyes before and she said yes Leon you have…
Then I realised I knew her from a previous ward a while back where she treated me like shit but I had still bought her flowers, chocolates and perfume after helping me either way and because I had a huge crush on her.
She kept mumbling how sorry she was to me and then had me sent off to another ward full of niggers and a random chink guy.
I was like ok you really gonna get fucked up now pal!
The chink guy said Leon I need you to relieve yourself into this vial for me now, I was like shit ok but came out of the bathroom with an empty vial.
He then said, congratulations on relieving yourself. I was like yeah yeah joke you can see its empty you vinny looking faggot. Then he said I mean you really are relieved, you can go home! Just put on this jockstrap.
I almost punched the chinks lights out before he said, take a look around at your family Leon, you really are home.
It turns out all the niggers were part of my family tree I never knew existed who worked in that same hospital. Then I walked out wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a smile on my face. While the doctor “Ellie” was watching me with tears still pouring down her face.
A lot more to this TRUE story and I have a pic to prove it too.
I’d beforehand packed an overnight stay bag not knowing what was gonna happen on my arrival there.
I worked out she was such a bitch to me the first time because she saw a pic of my angel and was jelly. (Pic of my angel and my wristband on request)
So in the end the whole thing was a way of apologising to me.
Still havent gotten to the “bottom” of the itching, could it actually have been from jock itchy really vinny you faggot
2021-09-08 at 8:57 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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post didn't die in a fire!
2021-09-08 at 10:04 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Ya’ll non-belibers can just go ahead and suck it
2021-09-08 at 10:11 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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And the drinking pics are part of the reason I was in hospital in the first place. Tomorrow im going black with gifts for everyone involved, just a shame I split up with my angel since then.
Miracles do come true and Ive already relpaced her with a real angel.
2021-09-08 at 11:01 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Inb4 inbred faggot nerds talking about the time they stayed up ALL night chewing glass and playing minecraft LOL
2021-09-09 at 2:02 AM UTC
what a cum looking faggot
2021-09-09 at 4:11 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Name 3 drinkers accessories- go!
2021-09-09 at 7:33 AM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Funny how everyone in here got their ass handed to them by me 🤣
2021-09-09 at 2:27 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Sick bag
Joblessness
Bandages
Answers coming on a board
2021-09-09 at 2:41 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Is an UBER not a taxi?
Now the more serious longterm effects of alcohol on the body lads
Obesity
Liver problems
Unwanted children
