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True story about my day with a hot doctor, a jockstrap and a group of African men
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2021-09-10 at 1:56 AM UTCpost pics
Originally posted by Grylls So early hours of this morning around 2 am I woke up with what seemed to be just an itchy ass. After 15 minutes of scratching it I realised it was beginning to become excruciatingly painful so decided to apply cream which did next to nothing and the pain got that bad I thought fuck this and called for an ambulabce and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought nah fuck it yo holmes to bel air!
I pulled up to a hospital about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later (True story continued)
Went straight to A&E and got seen to by this hot doctor after a fucked up 10 hour wait. She examined me and I began to notice she was developing beautifully teary eyes behind her covid mask.
I said Im sure Ive seen those pretty eyes before and she said yes Leon you have…
Then I realised I knew her from a previous ward a while back where she treated me like shit but I had still bought her flowers, chocolates and perfume after helping me either way and because I had a huge crush on her.
She kept mumbling how sorry she was to me and then had me sent off to another ward full of niggers and a random chink guy.
I was like ok you really gonna get fucked up now pal!
The chink guy said Leon I need you to relieve yourself into this vial for me now, I was like shit ok but came out of the bathroom with an empty vial.
He then said, congratulations on relieving yourself. I was like yeah yeah joke you can see its empty you vinny looking faggot. Then he said I mean you really are relieved, you can go home! Just put on this jockstrap.
I almost punched the chinks lights out before he said, take a look around at your family Leon, you really are home.
It turns out all the niggers were part of my family tree I never knew existed who worked in that same hospital. Then I walked out wearing nothing but a jockstrap and a smile on my face. While the doctor “Ellie” was watching me with tears still pouring down her face.
A lot more to this TRUE story and I have a pic to prove it too.
I’d beforehand packed an overnight stay bag not knowing what was gonna happen on my arrival there.
I worked out she was such a bitch to me the first time because she saw a pic of my angel and was jelly. (Pic of my angel and my wristband on request)
So in the end the whole thing was a way of apologising to me.
Still havent gotten to the “bottom” of the itching, could it actually have been from jock itchy really vinny you faggot
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2021-09-10 at 2:05 AM UTCwhy
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2021-09-10 at 2:26 AM UTCsomething to point and laff
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2021-09-10 at 2:29 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-09-10 at 2:31 AM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 2:33 AM UTCFell in love with an angel, covid and alcoholism
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2021-09-10 at 2:37 AM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 2:38 AM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 2:38 AM UTCI did now fool
And I know that, I have a real angel -
2021-09-10 at 2:40 AM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 2:43 AM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 6:27 PM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 6:45 PM UTCI remember walking out of the hospital with all the bitches staring at my crotch and thinking yeah right here luv
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2021-09-10 at 6:47 PM UTCjust post your dick pict if you want us to look at it.
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2021-09-10 at 6:50 PM UTCFaggot
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2021-09-10 at 6:57 PM UTCsays the man who want to show other men his penis.
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2021-09-10 at 7:19 PM UTCThey wAnna look
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2021-09-10 at 11:26 PM UTC
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2021-09-10 at 11:28 PM UTCWhy do you follow me around and copy my grandpa jokes? 🥲
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2021-09-10 at 11:57 PM UTC
