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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol I knew that was bound to happen. The "mystery man" knew too. He's doing it as an expirement for that very reason– see how attentive people are when it comes to little details. You still don't recognize who it is? (I'm ashamed it even took me two days).

    i'm drawing a blank.
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant Shredding pork

    The harder u pull on the pork, the more tender the meat becomes.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung i'm drawing a blank.

    Well I don't want to ruin the fun. I'm sure you'll be able to piece it together soon enough.
  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Incessant Lol at the edit to add “fag” at the end

    did i edit it? good.
    edit: fag

    (i did not edit this one)
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I guess its not too difficult to learn people's soft spots and poke them if necessary. I try to use sparingly.
  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mmQ I guess its not too difficult to learn people's soft spots and poke them if necessary. I try to use sparingly.

    poking soft spots is erotic as fuck
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Not eating pussy
  8. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    You can't eat pussy. It doesn't exist.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box poking soft spots is erotic as fuck

    Especially when it's a newborn baby amirite
  10. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box You can't eat pussy. It doesn't exist.

    Pussy: the misconception of conception.
  11. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by mmG Pussy: the misconception of conception.

    Life unlived, whores unfucked.
  12. Originally posted by mmQ Especially when it's a newborn baby amirite

    Awwww... not you, too!
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Awwww… not you, too!

    Forgive me. I couldn't resist.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Just taco Tuesdayed.. about to roll up !

    *shoulder shimmies*
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    August is transgender month when 1966 transgenders fought San Francisco cops

    And Mayor Breeze is signing a declaration for fighting cops
  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    And Outgoing Andrew Cuomo let a cop killer out. Also the WUO killed a San Francisco cop like 8 years before that.
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Celebrating fighting and killing cops -San Francisco


    WTF
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Your mother is a transgender
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    climbing Half Dome
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung climbing Half Dome

    LOL You couldn't handle the day and a half hike up to the base of Half Dome let alone climb up it.

    Sadly they don't allow these on hiking trails in the park.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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