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  1. Someone should drive by asians and huck handfuls of fortune cookies at them


    But then inside the cookie it says “You are an incredible person deserving of untold happiness”. so they cant charge u with a hate crime
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is it a hate crime to throw ethnic foods at people of that ethnicity? I mean you're throwing food at a person. That should at worst be considered wasteful but at best just kind. Everyone needs food.
  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Can’t stop,Won’t stop.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Can’t stop,Won’t stop.

    Where you going ?
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    No where
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Can I come?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. mmG African Astronaut
    Come in her mouth
  8. Let's go on safari
  9. I'm a G-raffe
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dibs on the giraffe
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's go to the Safari discount movie theatre across the river from me and watch Total Recall all 4 showings
  12. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Jeraf
  14. je’wraffe

    *hoof grinding intensifies*
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Jraph
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Hehe. I might actually become on of them this winter if I'm still actually sticking to my near daily walk/jog routine.

    It crossed my mind at one point anyway. Not that I couldn't layer up and just walk outside when it's cold as fuck but I like the idea of becoming a part of the MALL KREW and becoming a little buddy to all the old ladies.

    I don't know if there are mall SPRINTERS but I might do that too just blow past everyone doing one POWER SPRINT through the mall and immediately leaving, wearing a mask and cape and never revealing my identity just being know as The Masked Sprinter Guy.

    I'd also sprinkle little pieces of hard candy and fortune cookies along my path so they know I mean well.

    Excellent. Good for you!

    I think for basic health, way more important than doing strenuous exercise is just doing something regularly. And a big part of that can very much be social.

    So I think mallwalking might actually be awesome for you. You seem to like being around other people. I can't stand interacting most people at length so I envy you.

    I've adopted a "gain with no pain" strategy myself. I no longer exercise to full exertion. Soreness is the enemy because that means I have to break or adjust my daily routine. So I go to 70-80% of my max reps depending on the exercise. I'm not putting on more weights much any more but I feel much better simply being regular and having no soreness. It gets me in the mood every single day.
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmG Excellent. Good for you!

    I think for basic health, way more important than doing strenuous exercise is just doing something regularly. And a big part of that can very much be social.

    So I think mallwalking might actually be awesome for you. You seem to like being around other people. I can't stand interacting most people at length so I envy you.

    I've adopted a "gain with no pain" strategy myself. I no longer exercise to full exertion. Soreness is the enemy because that means I have to break or adjust my daily routine. So I go to 70-80% of my max reps depending on the exercise. I'm not putting on more weights much any more but I feel much better simply being regular and having no soreness. It gets me in the mood every single day.

    lies, no sex and no videotape
  18. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung lies, no sex and no videotape

    Stfu idiot.
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No where

    ur too fat to move much.
  20. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked

    HA! What the fuck u thought 😂😛
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