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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat I forgot to tell you guys. I made out with a 59 hr old woman

    did you steal her from the incubator
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  2. Originally posted by Wariat I forgot to tell you guys. I made out with a 59 hr old woman last weekend and tried almost did bring her home. she even grabbed her bag from another club next door and was leaving with me but at the end changed her mind. she also was visiting although polish from sweden. we danced crazy like she grbabed me feom behind like my body put her hand on my stomach and possibly cock and even grabbed my ass.

    Possibly cock? you're not sure?
  3. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    the real crazy thing this was my record literwlly th oldest woman ive ever made out with. she even claimed she was close to 60. she thought inwas like 28 until i told her my age. she also asked if i have condoms and am i safe no stds as she assumed i fuck women all the time. she wouldnt believe me when i said hardly ever and claimed i probably do new ones every weekend.
  4. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Possibly cock? you're not sure?

    i dont remember as the dance happened fast and a lot happened that night plus i had like 6-7 beers in me at this point but i think it got close to it.
  5. I always remember when someone grabs my Wilhelm
  6. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    it was so disappointing how close she did or came to coming home with me. she also claimed she had not had sex in a while so maybe she had some performance anxiety i dont know. i told her we can just do tounge stuff or whatever if thats the case but than kind of changed my mind and backtracked as i didnt want her to feel im putting her down. but deep down i was hoping shed lick my back and grab my cock the way she danced with me part of the time and just kiss my ass cheeks back neck than rim.
  7. Performance anxiety..lol. All women have to do is lay there and stop talking for 2 mins.
  8. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she was actually very attractive. like curly reddish hair no white hairs at all i recall. descent body not fat or curves anywhere.
  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    wow i got a post error replying.
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Do ya think we'll be alright?
    It's hard to say
    Will we get out of here alive?
    No not today

    We're all running for our lives,
    Will we be saved?
    There's only one ticket out,
    Above and away.

    So many things I wanna say to you
    Sorry for the things that I know I put you through
    No matter what you always put a smile upon my face
    Just know that I love you more than anything, just incase.
    We all die
    Woah, We all die.
    Woah, We all die.

    Woah, We all die.
    I can't believe my eyes,
    What's happening?
    Will I even get to say goodbye?
    It's hard to say
    We're all running for our lives,
    Will we be saved?
    There's only one ticket out,

    Above and away.

    So many things I wanna say to you
    Sorry for the things that I know I put you through
    No matter what you always put a smile upon my face
    Just know that I love you more than anything, just incase.
    We all die
    Woah, We all die.
    Woah, We all die.
    Woah, We all die.

    So many things I wanna say to you
    Sorry for the things that I know I put you through
    No matter what you always put a smile upon my face
    Just know that I love you more than anything, just incase.
    We all die
    Woah, We all die.
    Woah, We all die
  11. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I think I caught the Covid. I went to the City of Frisco and purposly incerted myself into a semi redneck bar in the Marina. the entire area was like 90 percent white techie 20-30 year olds and mexican restaurants everywhere.

    I was wondering where all the kids went during summer weekends. it used to be the Folsom and 11th street area going back 40 years to my first drinking years. the old DNA lounge once partly owned by SNL member Rob Sneider (spell) and this couple that ran an art/bar club called DV8. that was a cool time. 1986-1989 for me. Oasis, Slims (famous small rock venue club), Holy Cow (no longer) and Paradise Lounge and Firehouse 7 club. then of course there was the gay club scene up the street of Studs. which sometimes they would bar hop to DNA lounge making it Gay night on Sundays

    the Hayes district was jumping for years. now they all seem to be going to the Marina. an old popular place in the 1970s and 80s is where most of these bar hoppers are going to. like 3 blocks long of club after club. its in the Filmore/Union district.

    meanwhile an old Pop Culture shout out to Kr0z who was no doubt fired and they set up a fake Death page for him.


    EEEEEEE eeeee (is that the right amount of E code?)
  12. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I think I caught the Covid. I went to the City of Frisco and purposly incerted myself into a semi redneck bar in the Marina. the entire area was like 90 percent white techie 20-30 year olds and mexican restaurants everywhere.

    I was wondering where all the kids went during summer weekends. it used to be the Folsom and 11th street area going back 40 years to my first drinking years. the old DNA lounge once partly owned by SNL member Rob Sneider (spell) and this couple that ran an art/bar club called DV8. that was a cool time. 1986-1989 for me. Oasis, Slims (famous small rock venue club), Holy Cow (no longer) and Paradise Lounge and Firehouse 7 club. then of course there was the gay club scene up the street of Studs. which sometimes they would bar hop to DNA lounge making it Gay night on Sundays

    the Hayes district was jumping for years. now they all seem to be going to the Marina. an old popular place in the 1970s and 80s is where most of these bar hoppers are going to. like 3 blocks long of club after club. its in the Filmore/Union district.

    meanwhile an old Pop Culture shout out to Kr0z who was no doubt fired and they set up a fake Death page for him.


    EEEEEEE eeeee (is that the right amount of E code?)

    The only publically available page for his death has a very suspicious date of creation. It just magically appears around the time he supposedly died.

    Elsewhere you can pay a small fee to obtain proof of his death from the TX state government.

    As far as i know, nobody has done this yet.
  13. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz The only publically available page for his death has a very suspicious date of creation. It just magically appears around the time he supposedly died.

    Elsewhere you can pay a small fee to obtain proof of his death from the TX state government.

    As far as i know, nobody has done this yet.

    20 years of Totse. 20 years of War. 32 years of Nirvana Net. this was all some kind of incubation or stir-creation. see what comes out of it. the "Counter Revolution" of Satanism. John Lennon and the Beatles are Satanist.

    It only gets worse from here. Don't think the BBS scene was small fries. it includes CTO for Obama, Gov of Tex O'Roarke, a bunch of Start Up Gurus, most likely including the Spez we used to have of Reddit and the Git hub shit.

    I can't fap to this
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just slept for 6 hours basically 5pm to 11pm and I had a VAST ARRAY of VIVID dreams but I had one where I genuinely died by getting shot struggling with some guy wrestling for his gun he was able to get it out and shot me in the stomach and I knew I was gonna die but I had like 1 minute to go around Quick and say goodbye to my close friends and family and it was really sad and emotional and felt real.

    I enjoyed it. I like INTENSE emotional dreams and nightmares and I didn't even eat any hot dogs.

    Now my sleep schedule is fucky. I walked 6 miles earlier today maybe thats why I was sleepy. Now I might go for a night walk. Tee hee!!!!!
  15. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ I just slept for 6 hours basically 5pm to 11pm and I had a VAST ARRAY of VIVID dreams but I had one where I genuinely died by getting shot struggling with some guy wrestling for his gun he was able to get it out and shot me in the stomach and I knew I was gonna die but I had like 1 minute to go around Quick and say goodbye to my close friends and family and it was really sad and emotional and felt real.

    I enjoyed it. I like INTENSE emotional dreams and nightmares and I didn't even eat any hot dogs.

    Now my sleep schedule is fucky. I walked 6 miles earlier today maybe thats why I was sleepy. Now I might go for a night walk. Tee hee!!!!!

    I been walking about 5-6 miles a day around berkeley. first 3 miles or so uphill. (its about 5.5 miles actually) then its all downhill. feels good. but sometimes Im out of breath and other times its just a nice walk. I listen to music, that is dangerous. I watch all traffic. some people are fucking assholes and blow right through red lights seconds after it turns red and you step out in the curb. Like the girl who hit me in Walnut Creek 8 months after I got pushed into the back of a car (on purpose) on my motorcycle almost losing my leg. yeah.. sup Lanny?

    it makes the walk easier. there is a guy who hangs out in one of the few places to properly take a piss. he annoys me with his political shit and hate on white people. thats the guy that called me a Nigger. he's real mean. I ignore him but sometimes I just take a piss in the trees if I have to. On campus I probably get a ticket or even worse, put on a Sex Pervert list.

    so gay. fuck this world. I got Kidney problems and there are no bathrooms. FUCK OFF!
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I been walking about 5-6 miles a day around berkeley. first 3 miles or so uphill. (its about 5.5 miles actually) then its all downhill. feels good. but sometimes Im out of breath and other times its just a nice walk. I listen to music, that is dangerous. I watch all traffic. some people are fucking assholes and blow right through red lights seconds after it turns red and you step out in the curb. Like the girl who hit me in Walnut Creek 8 months after I got pushed into the back of a car (on purpose) on my motorcycle almost losing my leg. yeah.. sup Lanny?

    it makes the walk easier. there is a guy who hangs out in one of the few places to properly take a piss. he annoys me with his political shit and hate on white people. thats the guy that called me a Nigger. he's real mean. I ignore him but sometimes I just take a piss in the trees if I have to. On campus I probably get a ticket or even worse, put on a Sex Pervert list.

    so gay. fuck this world. I got Kidney problems and there are no bathrooms. FUCK OFF!

    Yeah fortunately my path doesn't have too much traffic or places where I have to deal with weirdos hanging around. I do prefer the night walks as its just much more peaceful and cooler out. I just like listening to music and don't like being able to not hear my surroundings at night but also whatever. HASHTAG YOLO.
  17. mmG African Astronaut
    I like the phrase "vast array"
  18. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i cant sleep
  19. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by STER0S i cant sleep

    dextroamphetamine is overpowering u.
  20. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    its just general insomnia -- im actually taking a long needed break from it.
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