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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I been posting FREE Britney for months all over the interwebs
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nuh uh! Lmao ...
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  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I think she would look good on me
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fucking Christ The Lord Almighty In a Pile of Rotten Leaves i just worked with the two dumbest people I've ever worked with lol

    Fuuuuuckk its a good thing my MIND IS SOUND and my BODY IS RIGHT

    This dude was his first day and he shows up to cook in all red gym shorts and tank top and flip flops. Instantly knew he was a retard.

    I just made him do dishes the whole time GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. he just stood there with his hands in his pockets while I DOMINATED and cooked like 50 orders while he watched me. Fucking FAGGOTaa

    The other kid has been here a year and he is a JOKE OF THR HIGHEST ORDER. I also told him to get away from me lol. I said just put this pork in bags in 4 oz portions. I turn my back for 5 minutes and he's like IM DONE. I look at that bags and they're all HUGE just random amounts he wasn't even weighing it out. You fucking kidding me??
    I LAUGHED IN HIS FACE and told him to do it over. Stupid FUUUCKK!!!


    lol I came in 6 hours early and stayed an hour late to deal with this shit. Now im having a MASSIVE TALL BIG WAVE and VENTING!!!

    WOOOOHHH!!++ fuck 3m all++++!!
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm telling my boss tomorrow I ain't dealing with this shit day in and day out unless he gives me a POWER RAISE. He'll do it. I DESERVE IT LOL.

    FUUCK how should I kill myself tonight?

    Thinking I might just go back in and dip my head in the fryer until DEAD.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Fucking Christ The Lord Almighty In a Pile of Rotten Leaves i just worked with the two dumbest people I've ever worked with lol

    Fuuuuuckk its a good thing my MIND IS SOUND and my BODY IS RIGHT

    This dude was his first day and he shows up to cook in all red gym shorts and tank top and flip flops. Instantly knew he was a retard.

    I just made him do dishes the whole time GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. he just stood there with his hands in his pockets while I DOMINATED and cooked like 50 orders while he watched me. Fucking FAGGOTaa

    The other kid has been here a year and he is a JOKE OF THR HIGHEST ORDER. I also told him to get away from me lol. I said just put this pork in bags in 4 oz portions. I turn my back for 5 minutes and he's like IM DONE. I look at that bags and they're all HUGE just random amounts he wasn't even weighing it out. You fucking kidding me??
    I LAUGHED IN HIS FACE and told him to do it over. Stupid FUUUCKK!!!


    lol I came in 6 hours early and stayed an hour late to deal with this shit. Now im having a MASSIVE TALL BIG WAVE and VENTING!!!

    WOOOOHHH!!++ fuck 3m all++++!!

    Yeah dude demand a raise that's dogshit. This is the new or old restaurant?
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Yeah dude demand a raise that's dogshit. This is the new or old restaurant?

    New. Old one closed. Thats why this is new. I've been there 2 weeks.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ New. Old one closed. Thats why this is new. I've been there 2 weeks.

    Yeah I thought so. You think u have the CLOUT to demand raises yet? I'd say either fat raise or a small raise n hire 2 new people to replace the retards.
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Almost time to activate the weekend! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

    Eek!!!
  10. WellHung Black Hole
    niggerish
  11. CandyRein Black Hole



    Welp!! Looks like this weekend just got even better... weโ€™re goin to the movies...

    Itโ€™s gonna be LIT LIT !! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–
  12. Originally posted by CandyRein


    Welp!! Looks like this weekend just got even better… weโ€™re goin to the movies…

    Itโ€™s gonna be LIT LIT !! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–

    I really liked the firstone but the 2nd one looks kinda weird. Also they spoil the ending in the trailer. Call me old fashioned but once i see a guy try to rape a women with a turkey baster full of his own jizz i find it more difficult to root for the fella.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Wow you're old-fashioned.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "fella"
  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I really liked the firstone but the 2nd one looks kinda weird. Also they spoil the ending in the trailer. Call me old fashioned but once i see a guy try to rape a women with a turkey baster full of his own jizz i find it more difficult to root for the fella.

    the way you phrase this makes it sound like you might be willing to root for him if it was someone else's jizz
  16. If youre willing to carry out a rape with a turkey baster filled the the BRIM with some dudes cum, thats a level of dedication i cant even conceive of
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I feel like I could only support the endeavour if it was filled with an animal's cum in order to make a hybrid
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ps. not a prius
  19. Originally posted by aldra I feel like I could only support the endeavour if it was filled with an animal's cum in order to make a hybrid

    We out here making minotaurs n shit
  20. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I really liked the firstone but the 2nd one looks kinda weird. Also they spoil the ending in the trailer. Call me old fashioned but once i see a guy try to rape a women with a turkey baster full of his own jizz i find it more difficult to root for the fella.

    You didnโ€™t mind a turkey baster rape but think the second one looks weird.. stfu Casper you jus want to say something negative to me .. ya bitch

    Happy Friday the 13th
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