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  1. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer I like when they have that stripe down the leg.

    Found the fatass^

    The "side stripe" is literally designed as an optical illusion for fat people to look slimmer at a glance.
  2. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Found the fatass^

    The "side stripe" is literally designed as an optical illusion for fat people to look slimmer at a glance.

    LMFAO I'm far from fat, buddy.
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    100 tablets of MDMA.
  4. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer LMFAO I'm far from fat, buddy.

    Fat thighs^
  5. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. Smh
  6. mmG African Astronaut
    Pedialyte
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    1 gallon of plum crazy purple auto paint and 1 gallon of electric blue auto paint
  8. mmG African Astronaut
    Today I went to the TURTLE factory because I like TURTLES a lot but I went for a BEAVER instead because it was a beautiful BEAVER, I saw that beaver and said DAM
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    A negro from The Santa Ana.
  10. A sausage egg and cheese mcGriddle sandwich, it's quite the Friday morning tradition now.

    "Do you want the meal?"
    "No just the sandwich"
    "First window"
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Donated to a transgender woman's surgery GoFundMe so I bought myself some moral positivity because I did a good thing.
  12. Originally posted by mmG Donated to a transgender woman's surgery GoFundMe so I bought myself some moral positivity because I did a good thing.

    What kind of surgery is the transgender woman having?
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What kind of surgery is the transgender woman having?

    It's for her lumbago
  14. Isn't that a Madonna song?

    Last night I dreamt of Lumbago
    Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
    A young girl with eyes like the desert
    It all seems like yesterday, not far away

    Tropical the island breeze
    All of nature wild and free
    This is where I long to be
    La isla bonita
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I like that song
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Me too .. I remember when I posted it you said you liked it
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    did I? I don't remember thinking about it in years
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Yup..

    Originally posted by CandyRein Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
    Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song

    A young girl with eyes like the desert

    It all seems like yesterday, not far away

    Tropical the island breeze
    All of nature wild and free

    This is where I long to be

    La isla bonita

    And when the samba played
    The sun would set so high

    Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

    Your Spanish lullaby

    I fell in love with San Pedro

    Warm wind carried on the sea, he called to me

    Te dijo te amo❤️

    I prayed that the days would last
    They went so fast

    Tropical the island breeze
    All of nature wild and free

    This is where I long to be
    La isla bonita

    And when the samba played

    The sun would set so high

    Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

    Your Spanish lullaby

    I want to be where the sun warms the sky

    When it's time for siesta you can watch them go by
    ❤️
    Beautiful faces, no cares in this world
    Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl
    ❤️
    Last night I dreamt of San Pedro

    It all seems like yesterday, not far away

    Tropical the island breeze

    All of nature wild and free
    This is where I long to be

    La isla bonita

    And when the samba played
    The sun would set so high

    Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

    Your Spanish lullaby

    Tropical the island breeze
    All of nature wild and free

    This is where I long to be
    La isla bonita

    And when the samba played
    The sun would set so high
    Ring through my ears and sting my eyes

    Your Spanish lullaby

    La la la la la la la
    Te dijo te amo
    La la la la la la la
    El dijo que te ama
    ❤️🎵



    Originally posted by aldra honestly don't know why I like that song



    Originally posted by aldra I think it was just one of those ones I heard a lot as a kid when I was having fun and not jaded

    Time After Time is another one

    I remembers a lot of stuffs
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  19. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Those are pretty cool. I like when they have that stripe down the leg.

    dang dude! i posted those^^ almost two years ago... how far back you go? to get that!

    but hey- here's what i've got on tday.

    lhttps://imgur.com/a/8aMcBHJ

    pretty plain jane- but they'll the job done!
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  20. LmaoJunkies Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Netflxchillr dang dude! i posted those^^ almost two years ago… how far back you go? to get that!

    but hey- here's what i've got on tday.

    lhttps://imgur.com/a/8aMcBHJ

    pretty plain jane- but they'll the job done!

    OH MY GOD LOL

    what the fuck is wrong with your feet and hands? They look like fucking cottage cheese hahahahaha
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