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Bill Krozby Is A Godlike Recruiter
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2017-04-06 at 10:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Coochie oh goody goody gumdrops. getting cornholed by multiple strangers to support my daddy is better than a fisting by nurse bob any day. can I whore myself out in niggertown? I do so enjoy having giant nigger cocks jammed inside me to the point my guts turn to yoghurt and I'm so filled with nigger-juice that I look like I'm pregnant again
don't be ridiculous. I'm duct-taping you spread eagled right in the middle of crack town with a trained monkey to hold your donations cup. you're not going to take half of my earnings to pay for your crack habit again. -
2017-04-06 at 10:17 PM UTC
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2017-04-06 at 10:20 PM UTC
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2017-04-06 at 10:21 PM UTC
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2017-04-06 at 10:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well hope you like diarrhea in your lemonade u sicko fucko
your nose is going to be a lemonade fountain.
I'm going to invite risir and darth-snatch to goatse their assholes under each of your nostrils then as I pound you from the other end theyll get a real lemon party direct-delivered. -
2017-04-06 at 10:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock your nose is going to be a lemonade fountain.
I'm going to invite risir and darth-snatch to goatse their assholes under each of your nostrils then as I pound you from the other end theyll get a real lemon party direct-delivered.
im not old enough to be a part of a lemon party you assclown. -
2017-04-06 at 10:30 PM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 1:07 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 1:16 AM UTC
Originally posted by Darth Cunt oh daddy, please no monkey again. he spanks me when I'm naughty and if I take too long to get a new paying dick in my ass he holds me down and rapes me without paying for it. plus, I need my crack or some other drug to keep me high otherwise people will know that I'm naturally a fucking retard.
it's either the monkey or that pony I adopted from the petting zoo to keep your asshole exercised. and you know how your little pony enjoys mounting your face. at least the monkey offers you a reacharound.
plus, no more crack for you. your entire income stream is going towards supporting my alcoholism. besides, everyone knows you're a fucking retard anyway. just suck their dicks like the good little bottom fag you are and they won't care. -
2017-04-07 at 2:27 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:02 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:06 AM UTCHaha nice work TDR. Do whatever you're doing to continue boring this already boring faggot so he's too exhausted to cringe reply. Much appreciated.
Before you reply to this Jill the car I'll have you know I'm heavily buzzed and give a fuck not about your butthole reference other than knowing that's how you'll reply. BASIC. ASS. BITCH. Cashmeousside howbowdah??????????????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 4:09 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Haha nice work TDR. Do whatever you're doing to continue boring this already boring faggot so he's too exhausted to cringe reply. Much appreciated.
Before you reply to this Jill the car I'll have you know I'm heavily buzzed and give a fuck not about your butthole reference other than knowing that's how you'll reply. BASIC. ASS. BITCH. Cashmeousside howbowdah??????????????
that elicited a slight guffaw. not even a full guffaw...just a slight one. -
2017-04-07 at 4:12 AM UTCcool story bro
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2017-04-07 at 4:13 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:18 AM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Haha nice work TDR. Do whatever you're doing to continue boring this already boring faggot so he's too exhausted to cringe reply. Much appreciated.
Before you reply to this Jill the car I'll have you know I'm heavily buzzed and give a fuck not about your butthole reference other than knowing that's how you'll reply. BASIC. ASS. BITCH. Cashmeousside howbowdah??????????????
lol at butthole reference...
I'm going to write the screen play for idiocracy 2 where a guy wakes up 5000 years in the future only to discover everyone is a "bill the cat type"
just imagine, all these undersexed guys with short man syndrome walking around shouting at eachother "shut up n toouch urr toes bitch fag retard!"
"I eacher mom errr night bottom fag!"
it would be so dystopian -
2017-04-07 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol at butthole reference…
I'm going to write the screen play for idiocracy 2 where a guy wakes up 5000 years in the future only to discover everyone is a "bill the cat type"
just imagine, all these undersexed guys with short man syndrome walking around shouting at eachother "shut up n toouch urr toes bitch fag retard!"
"I eacher mom errr night bottom fag!"
it would be so dystopian
I'd fap to that.
and...since you're harping about me anyways...and you have such a hard on for my pics...it was ironic that I was just looking at some old pics of myself. I'm only slightly bigger than the pics I posted on totse, and as far as I can tell I'm the same size I was in 2010 yet I can lift literally twice the weight I did then. (100lb dumbells are 'heavy' compared to 50lb ones being 'heavy' in 2010) -
2017-04-07 at 4:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock I'd fap to that.
and…since you're harping about me anyways…and you have such a hard on for my pics…it was ironic that I was just looking at some old pics of myself. I'm only slightly bigger than the pics I posted on totse, and as far as I can tell I'm the same size I was in 2010 yet I can lift literally twice the weight I did then. (100lb dumbells are 'heavy' compared to 50lb ones being 'heavy' in 2010)
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