Never show up to a job interview on time

1. 2021-07-30 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #61
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   you are supposed to read the company statement say it aligns with your values hurrr durerrrr now shut up lets do cocaine ill give you a gram of hash to skip the interview
2. 2021-07-30 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ummm … am i interviewing with the website or you ?

   
   Well you wouldn't be interviewing at all...you'd be in the local starbucks making my morning Cafe Latte.
   
   ETA: or at the Asian spa preparing things for my Friday night rub down.
3. 2021-07-31 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #63
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't have friends

   
   what a shocker
4. 2021-07-31 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #64
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I am perfectly happy living the rest of my life only hanging out with my girlfriend, I don't need anything else in my life.
5. 2021-07-31 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #65
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am perfectly happy living the rest of my life only hanging out with my girlfriend, I don't need anything else in my life.

   
   you mean the fat shemale? i heard of involuntary celibates but involuntary faggots?
   
   keep being a lolcow pl0x
6. 2021-07-31 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #66
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   I like blowing my load on her titties
7. 2021-07-31 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #67
   Kev Space Nigga
   its manboobs you mean