Never show up to a job interview on time

1. 2021-07-30 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #61
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   you are supposed to read the company statement say it aligns with your values hurrr durerrrr now shut up lets do cocaine ill give you a gram of hash to skip the interview
2. 2021-07-30 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #62
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ummm … am i interviewing with the website or you ?

   
   Well you wouldn't be interviewing at all...you'd be in the local starbucks making my morning Cafe Latte.
   
   ETA: or at the Asian spa preparing things for my Friday night rub down.
3. 2021-07-31 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #63
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't have friends

   
   what a shocker
4. 2021-07-31 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #64
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I am perfectly happy living the rest of my life only hanging out with my girlfriend, I don't need anything else in my life.
5. 2021-07-31 at 4:29 PM UTC

   #65
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am perfectly happy living the rest of my life only hanging out with my girlfriend, I don't need anything else in my life.

   
   you mean the fat shemale? i heard of involuntary celibates but involuntary faggots?
   
   keep being a lolcow pl0x
6. 2021-07-31 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #66
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I like blowing my load on her titties
7. 2021-07-31 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #67
   Kev Space Nigga
   its manboobs you mean