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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy GREAT NEWS!

    It looks like Michelle found a really nice apartment.
    I'm not talking about the one she went to look at this morning. That one looks like crap.
    The one I am talking about she is already approved for and is going to go see it Monday or maybe even rent it sooner if need be.
    Her apartment looks about the same size as our current one with everything except the dishwasher.

    Also GREAT NEWS!

    I talked with my current landlady about resigning the lease with just my name on it and it looks like I am defiantly able to provide proof that I am capable of that.
    So I went ahead and sent her an e-mail with the paystubs that she requested.

    Now Im just hoping Michelle likes airplanes because that shit is right at the end of the damn run way to the airport.
    LOL.

    who the fuck is michelle
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  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood who the fuck is michelle

    'Chell.
  4. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics? tell us about her
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a message on FB yesterday about an apartment I am interested in and I asked the guy how to apply and all he did was send me a request to rate him as a seller.
    What the fuck kind of bull shittery is that?
    I got all excited and this bitch already wants 5 stars just to tease me.
    Fucking joker.
    I don't have time for games.
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    damn
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I made 3 phone calls about 3 apartments and got 3 answering machines.
    At least I didn't have to talk to anyone.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a call about an apartment I was on a waiting list for and it will be available next month.
    I told the lady I was still interested and she sent me over an application.
    I asked her about what they were looking for on credit and background checks but she didn't seem to know so I am pretty sure I will just be throwing away $35 for this application processing fee.
    I still have a little tiny bit of hope left in me though.
    You just never know.
  9. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I got a call about an apartment I was on a waiting list for and it will be available next month.
    I told the lady I was still interested and she sent me over an application.
    I asked her about what they were looking for on credit and background checks but she didn't seem to know so I am pretty sure I will just be throwing away $35 for this application processing fee.
    I still have a little tiny bit of hope left in me though.
    You just never know.

    How do you know it's not a scam?
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump How do you know it's not a scam?

    If you are referring to having to pay an application fee, I do not know it isn't a scam.
    Some states it is illegal to charge a fee for this kind of shit because of how easily it is abused and is just generally unfair bullshit.
    In Ohio it is legal and just have to take it up the ass.
  11. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy If you are referring to having to pay an application fee, I do not know it isn't a scam.
    Some states it is illegal to charge a fee for this kind of shit because of how easily it is abused and is just generally unfair bullshit.
    In Ohio it is legal and just have to take it up the ass.

    Can you pay it by card?
  12. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Can you pay it by card?

    Yes but once it is paid it is paid
  13. I wouldn't give them shit if they can't provide proof of ownership of the property.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hi Andrew,

    I'm sorry, but your rental application does not meet with our leasing criteria. At this time, we are unable to approve you for residency at _______ Apartments.

    ^And that folks is how a wishing well works.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Seriously done looking for an apartment for a few weeks.
    All I have accomplished is throwing away hard earned money on hopeless hopes and dashing dreams.
    I'm not going to find a new place to live.
    My credit history looks like a bad joke.
    My rental history is harder to verify than the origins of Covid.
    And my employment is as young as a woman only Wariat would pursue.
    Tired of being let down and facing the consequences of my past for a while.
    Im just going to go with the option of staying where I am at unless Michelle doesn't find a place in the next couple of weeks or my current landlord comes up with some excuse as to why Im not as worthy to continue living here at the 537 black people who treat this place like a landfill and burn out pit.
  16. buy a mobile home, they approve everyone
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson buy a mobile home, they approve everyone

    Source?
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson buy a mobile home, they approve everyone

    Pretty much. All you need is to be currently employed and have a fair credit rating.
  19. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Seriously done looking for an apartment for a few weeks.
    All I have accomplished is throwing away hard earned money on hopeless hopes and dashing dreams.
    I'm not going to find a new place to live.
    My credit history looks like a bad joke.
    My rental history is harder to verify than the origins of Covid.
    And my employment is as young as a woman only Wariat would pursue.
    Tired of being let down and facing the consequences of my past for a while.
    Im just going to go with the option of staying where I am at unless Michelle doesn't find a place in the next couple of weeks or my current landlord comes up with some excuse as to why Im not as worthy to continue living here at the 537 black people who treat this place like a landfill and burn out pit.

    squat in your aunts house.
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  20. Supposedly, a squatter cannot be ousted. Once they squat, they're pretty well there for good, or until the house burns down.
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